Worst quote/pick-up line ever.

I don't get it.

 

i dont wanna die a virgin!

 

Ah, I see.

Oh, I just thought of another one:
You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.
Here are some more:
Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.

 

If you were a potato, you would be a beautiful potato

 

This right here is pure genius. If any guy came up to me and said basicalyl anything in this entire thread I'd say "No thanks, but nice try." And walk off but with this... I'd laugh xD

 

Then you'd do me. Especially when I say this;
"Wow guuurl, you make me feel like a vegetable."

 

Thats the dumbest and cutest thing ive ever heard!

 

Haha, no, I would talk to you if you were a stranger in a bar and get to know you.

Also, some vegetables are soft. >)

 

I'd like to put my fabula nova in your crystallis if you know what I mean ;)

 

If you were a video game console, I WOULDN'T put Parasite Eve in you.

 

Ladies prepared to be wooed!
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Is it hard in here or is it just me?

 

Do you fuck complete strangers or am I wasting my time?

 

I like my girls how I like my drugs.
White.

 

I like my women like I like my coffee. For $2.40 plus tax.

Maybe this isn't my thing.

 

Imagine a Norwegian accent:
"Why hello there, My name is PÃ¥l, and I'm an up and coming wrestler. I don't have too much experience yet, but I want to get some. Would you like to go back to my place and practice with some naked wrestling involving oil?"

 

Of course that's going to work.


Chicks dig Norwegians.

 

I wish you were sine and I were cosine because together...we'd be one.

 

and yet... your siggy and avi are colored

totally intentional buzz kill here but... its sine squared plus cosine squared that equals 1.