Worst quote/pick-up line ever.

You know what I like in a girl?



















































My dick.

 

Couldn't help but notice the comparison.

 

Thank you all for contributions. Rep is being given out, and I keep reaching my giving limit, so don't give up, you'll get your chance.

For a joke I heard, "How does Moses makes his tea? Hebrewed it."

That is all thank you.

 

baby, youre in my list of things to DO tonight.

 

Good thing I have my library card, cause I'm checking you out

 

1- download this thread

2- print it

3- have people of the opposite sex at your feet

 

Hey baby,

you're a lot older than a baby.

 

I said some gnarly **** back in the day

 

you-hey did you know my watch tells me everything?
it just said that youre not wearing underwear

women-your watch is very wrong!

you- damm watch! 15 minutes ahead of time!

 

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.

You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.

Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?

 

Hey how about 1 date?

 

lets play house, may i ding-dong, and enter you

 

I heard this good joke the other day:
"I lost my virginity at 17, I found it again when I got married."

Anyway, I know lots of bad Chemistry ones because I'm so sad >.>
"The second law of thermodynamics says you have to share your hotness with me."
"This tea needs some more C6 H12 O6... dip your finger in it."
"I lost my atomic number, can I have yours?"
"You make me harder than the covalent bonds in diamond."
"You make me tremble so hard I emit alpha particles."
"If i was an enzyme i'd be a helicase so i could unzip your genes."
"I'll be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state."
"You are like oxygen, without you i cannot breathe."
"Are you infrared? Because girl, you're giving off heat!"
"If i was a particle and you were a quantum barrier would you let me penetrate your classically forbiddon regions?"
"Quantum Chemists do it with Frequency and Intensity."

There were more but they weren't as good

 

Hey, girl. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

 

I may have to use that one someday.

 

The world's ending in three hours!

 

My .... and I are playing hide and seek. Can he hide in you?