Worst quote/pick-up line ever.

That's because you love Gambit too much.

 

Ahahaha... Maybe, fluffy Pillow, maaaybe.

"Are you interested in weapons at all?"
"No."
"Aw, that's a shame, 'cause I have a really big sword I would love to show you."

"My name isn't Luna, but I sure can Lovegood" (love HP pickup lines)

 

Here's one my husband tried on me:

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Needless to say he was a virgin up until we were married.

 

Worst pickup line: "Were your parents ******ed, 'cause you're a very special lady."

Best pickup line, used by a girl: "I call 'em Christmas and Easter. It'd be nice if you could visit between the holidays."
- She was talking about a pair of something. Legs, maybe. works for other things too, I guess.

 

You tell me i'm so Heartless.

But all I need is a hug. :3

 

So... my house, or your house?

 

Speaking the abbreviation HP:
"I'm not much for war, but I'm pretty good at Lovecraft."

 

A couple that people have actually tried on me.

[slurred, while clearly staring at her breasts/rear]
"I like ur eyez x.x"

"I just wanna be friends, I've got a wife back home!" *attempts to grope breast/rear*

 

I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

 

Here's a bad one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP8gd4254ek

:O Ouch. That was a good one!

 

Wanna see my Lucky Charms? They're magically delicious...

 

Insult+Pick-up line=


Are you a pile of trash?

Cuz I wanna take you out tonight!

 

This one of the best going on recently:



Use it, guaranteed stuff.

 

Are you an angel?

Because I'd pierce your heavens any day.

Even I don't know what I said.

 

Hot damn! I thank everyone for there contributions, and I am spreading rep where it's needed of course! So without further ado, let us continue:) (Hopefully)

I remember reading this quote, "People die when they are killed."

 

"Friends are like penguins... they die when you throw polar bears at them."
For some reason that reminded me of that.

Some more Harry Potter ones for your amusement.

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
You don't even have to say "Lumos Maxima" to turn me on!

And some "nerd" ones:
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT! (I like this one!)

 

"If I had a flower for every time i thought of you id be walking in a garden forever"
"Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
"If I had a rose for every girl Ive seen thats as pretty as you, Id have one rose"

 

"Nice legs, when do they open?"