Worst quote/pick-up line ever.

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  1. Yozora Archer

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    Keep em coming guys. I can use these.
     
    Yozora, Aug 7, 2011
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  2. Keychain System Two?!

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    I like my women like I like my operating systems: Open Source
     
    Keychain System, Aug 7, 2011
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  3. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    Can i read your shirt in brail?
     
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  4. Llave ℓιℓ' яє∂

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    I got a couple good ones:

    -Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here.

    -I’ve been trying to see some stars tonight, but how can I when you are shining so bright?

    -do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.

    -If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

    -If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

    -Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

    -Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

    -I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles.

    -If a star fell for every time I’ll think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

    -I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.

    -When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.

    -I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

    -Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

    (BTW girls im single:))
     
    Llave, Aug 7, 2011
    Llave, Aug 7, 2011
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  5. Rhiscx Banned

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    Dang........we got goods one here! Btw, I am rep-ing all users whose quotes/pick-up lines I find amazing.

    And guys, vagina jokes are dumb..............period.
     
    Rhiscx, Aug 7, 2011
    Rhiscx, Aug 7, 2011
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  6. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    "Are you from ireland cos my cocks Dublin"
     
    Rissy, Aug 7, 2011
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  7. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    The best way to pick up girls you ask? Video game pick-up lines.

    "Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up."

    "I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day."

    "I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning."

    "Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up."

    "Honey, trust me, there's nothing final about this fantasy."

    "I'm an attorney and I have some hard evidence that will stand up in court."

    I have shamed myself..
     
    Droid, Aug 7, 2011
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  8. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Hello .
     
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  9. The Twin My, what a strange duet

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    Ba bum tssh. Sorry.

    Also, what's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ.
     
    The Twin, Aug 7, 2011
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  10. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Bond. James Bond.

    I get all the ladies with that one :B
     
    Guardian Soul, Aug 7, 2011
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  11. Rhiscx Banned

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    Lady looks at you, "Lost. Get Lost."

    That's what happens to me:(
     
    Rhiscx, Aug 7, 2011
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  12. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    "Are you currently in the midst of an economic depression? Because you certainly are quite the Herbert Hoover."

    I attempted to use this on Franklin D. Roosevelt and he simply punched myself in the face repeatedly.
     
    What?, Aug 7, 2011
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  13. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Haha, took me a while to get, but that's perrttyy damn clever.
     
    Chad Thundercucc, Aug 7, 2011
    Chad Thundercucc, Aug 7, 2011
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  14. Rhiscx Banned

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    Why thank you good sir, but why didn't you post anything?

    So I talk to this girl and ask, "Are those space pants, 'cause your butt out of this world." And she's like, "No, they're soccer pants, 'cause my butt is out of your league."
     
    Rhiscx, Aug 7, 2011
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  15. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    "So, how big is your hard drive?"
    "Are you a dementor? Are souls the only thing you suck?"
    One that my best friend swears would work on me: "*throws card* Here's my card."
     
    axel-chanviii, Aug 7, 2011
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  16. AnimeGirl104 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I think for girls I can just thinking of singing that one Avril Lavigne song.

    But I have a reply for all of this....

    NO.

    Just...Just no.
     
    AnimeGirl104, Aug 7, 2011
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  17. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    If someone said that to me in a bar, I would be all over them.
     
    Britishism, Aug 7, 2011
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  18. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    lol Boooo, that's something a fat chick would say. Who wears soccer pants? lol
     
    Chad Thundercucc, Aug 7, 2011
    Chad Thundercucc, Aug 7, 2011
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  19. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    *Whacks up side of head*

    My woman.


    ...

    (this could also be taken as an extremely sexist pic-up line)
     
    Droid, Aug 7, 2011
    Droid, Aug 7, 2011
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  20. Zter Banned

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    Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you.
     
    Zter, Aug 7, 2011
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