Worst quote/pick-up line ever.

Title says it all. So what's the worst quote/pick-up line you've heard?

Ex: "It's not so dark when I close my eyes."

 

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

 

I know the best pick up line.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

Hall Pass.

Also Hall Pass.

 

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can definitely see me in your pants. ;)

 

2 pretzels were walking down the street, one was assaulted.

 

Need a math tutor? Cuz I can add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

 

I have two:
"Wow you're getting laid tonight!"
(Reply:) really?
"Yes, because I'm stronger than you.

And:
That dress looks great on you. It would look even better on my floor.

 

Wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Nevermind, it's too long...

 

And the counter...

"Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind, you won't get it."

...

 

"Hey baby, want to have a night of mediocre sexual intercourse that you'll regret in the morning?"

 

Everyone looks good naked with the lights off.

 

"Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see."

This one is so bad it's actually pretty endearing:

"Your hair is like the sun after a bomb went off."

Works best on red-heads.

 

I like my women like I like my coffee, under 5 dollars.

 

I like my men like I like my coffee, hot and bitter with artificial sweetness 8D

 

Have you seen my Nobody anywhere, because you just took my heart away.

And also:

 

"I like my women like I like my bacon, hot, and crunchy when you bite their arm off."

 

“You’re the kind of girl that I’d like to know.

My name is Horton and I see a hoe.”

 

I'd like to see that's Blue Sky movie.

 

1. "Hey girl, here's a drink. Let's go this way, it's quiet here and we'll talk."
2. *Only asking questions and making witty remarks, leaving me mysterious, interested, confident and funny*
3. ?????
4. Profit.

Works alot of times.