Women in the Army

Inb4womengonnahate

 

*WOMAN HATING*

>:c

 

Whenever I am in the kitchen,things get set on fire.
You really want me back there?

 

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Daxa again.

 

Yes. Yes I do.

 

This is why men should cook and do other practical things while women do stuff like decorating and interior design. I hold that the only thing a woman should be doing in the kitchen is decorating.

 

Or pleasure the man while he's making food.

 

And cleaning.

 

oh man a "women belong in the kitchen" joke combined with a motivational poster!

the originality is astounding

 

Thank you! I find the originality of the joke to be equivalent to your greatness in sarcasm.

 

I'm sorry. I think I missed the originality in this thread.

Oh wait:
>KHV
>Spam Zone
>Originality
>lol.jpg

 

[video=youtube;XMVMhrwWxfc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMVMhrwWxfc&feature=related[/video]

 

Kitchens have knives.

You sure you wanna put them in there?

 

Where have I heard this before...

 

This.

I don't think you wanna keep me in the kitchen. I might be a bit of a badass cook, but when knives are shoved into walls and refrigeration and thrown at other things, it has bad idea written all over it.

c:

 

Kitchens also have gas stoves, metal pipes, just under the sink, and cast iron frying pans.

 

Women + Gun + Menstruation = Genocide for Men

Stay in the kitchen, for my testicles sake at least.