Wish time /khv/

Pick 2 wishes

A. The ability to pause time for everyone but you at will for 45 second intervals (1 minute to recharge). You can dodge bullets or anything else dangerous. You also can affect things around you such as opening a bottle.

B. World class mastery at any one manual skill (eg. Skateboarding, Marksmanship, music , sports, anything physical)

C. Be able to have any job you wanted that is legal (Job can be literally anything like sitting on your ass, to having sex, but has to take up at least 20 hrs a week). You will be paid 1 million a year.

D. The ability to rewind time up to three hours once per every three days. Only you would remember what happened during that time. Doing this will deduct 1 week of lifespan from you.

E. Have your IQ instantly boosted to 250.

F. $500 per day for the rest of your life (amount doubles for each year).

G. Indestructible bones and ability to breathe underwater.

H. To never require sleep, water, or eating ever again but you can go to sleep, drink water, or eat if you wanted. You also would be clean at all times (no showers required) and never have to excrete waste.

I. To be immune from age of consent, kidnapping and rape laws. Also immunity from STDs, and have orgasms three times as long as you do now.

J. Halt the aging process (appearance wise but not body wise) after 23 and guarantee no death by virus. Note: You would still die from natural causes, accident, or anything non virus related.

K. Ability to use instant transmission to anywhere on earth ten times a year and take anyone who touches you.

L. Be able to communicate from your mind to another and to move object(s) (except yourself) under 300lbs and a 100ft radius with your mind

 

K and G .

 

Explain the negative consequences of each choice.

 

E and L. With an IQ that high, you could get pretty much any non-physical job you want and get an amazing salary, and be able to learn pretty much anything you could ever want to. And with telekinesis and telepathy, life would be so much easier.

 

K and C .

 

Immune from rape laws.
Does that mean I can rape someone and get away with it?

 

Pretty much.

THere are none.

 

A and L. Definitive.

 

This.

Although F and G are pretty sweet too.

You know what? Fuck your rules. I pick E, L, F, and G.

 

Q and Z

 

1. For Disney Channel to start losing fans and dying down. (seriously)
2. That they make a KH3 sooner.

 

You didn't understand this thread at all, did you?

 

Nope. Not one bit.

 

You have to choose one from VGN's list. :l

 

Pick 2 of the choices in the original post.

 

Oh. I'm a bit dazed today...