Wikipedia too?

I am inspired and now aspiring to write a soap opera of some sort, dialogue, tragic tragedy... What and his Wiki wifey, tearfully parting. For however long. For however many days. A tearful goodbye.

 

How long will it be?

 

I don't know. I shouldn't have said a thing, now people will hold it to me. Will feel it an obligation.

I wrote a little something but made not much of an effort. This is not the play, if ever I made a play I think, I would write a bit more seriously... didn't even bother to cut up into paragraphs. too much effort. entirely unedited writing. effortless writing will get me nowhere.

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"Those imbeciles! Those heathens! How dare they leave my poor, beloved Wikipedia in a self-induced coma! Curse the heavens, the stars, and all the skies themselves!"

Ashwin's knees buckled and he staggered, his chair toppling backwards he fell onto the floor and began to flail. Mad, he was. Not just. Mad? A petty word, it paled in comparison to his truest emotions... mad, enraged, fucking pissed... never before had he felt such a surge, not of what he had been expectant of-- which was, pain, but instead a surge of something unlike he had ever before felt. Of absolute madness. The surge overwhelmed, and he doubled over and began to bang the floor. Ashwin was never angry, his closest of friends would stutter at the thought. They could not imagine, and rightfully so; he was calm, collected and composed. A bag of smiles. Anything but a madman, anything but a raging bull. But now, he was shuddering under the pressure. Pressure that was rage. Flailed some more. As if the harder his fists pounded into the floorboard, the harder his fists... his fists... egad! He could not even properly articulate his words at current, no he could not think, let alone make a lick of sense of his thoughts. Thoughts? No. No, no. A bitter laughed erupted out him. No. Everything was red, red, and he flailed. And pounded. And flailed some more. Desperate, he was. He needed... oh, another one! Something, thing, too vague. He needed to fill the void, egad! Fill up the void that his dearest beloved had left him, his dearest beloved... she was stubborn, he of course knew after all these years. Stubborn. A feminist if ever he saw one, with a light fuse to boot, oh she would stop at nothing... she would pay no notice to his shambled state of mind. With temper flaired, Wiki-chan had decided on self-induced coma... In order to protest something, soap or something, SOAP, SOPA, what did it matter to Ashwin. All that mattered was that he was ruined. In ruins. She would stop at nothing, not until she could obtain what she was so ferociously set on, Wiki-chan was like that. Did not stop to think, to consider what Ashwin's reaction would be or anyone else's for that matter; she hadn't even given him much of a notice, and by the time he came around to see it it was too late. Far too late. Wiki-chan was gone. Until she would arrive victorious, protests a success, but by deuce that could be... who knew, when it came to Wiki-chan. Wiki Pedia, oh by god... for how much longer could he take of this off and on inconsiderate behavior, he didn't know.

And so she left him. A void. A void, a void, "A VOID!"

As if screaming the actualities would liven up Ashwin, lighten him up, but no. He felt no better... tears threatened to spill... his eyelids tightly shut...

"WIKI-CHAN...!!"

To be continued...? Maybe. Or to be rewritten, more like.

 

I doubt anyone expects you to. It was not much to go on, after all. I would rewrite or expand for others if I were you. Only for yourself should you write.

 

So the Wiki gijinka is usually a dude.

Are we sticking with that in Ashwin's case or

 

You were saying?

 

T_T My...webcomics....my webcomics....why.....it's Wednesday.....and....oh thank goodness it's only a few and not all. I would've died if Gunnerkrigg was like that too.

 

Is this even going to pass? This is unconstitutional the last time I checked.

 

... It's been months, maybe years since I've had to use Wikipedia and then today we had to research the poets Ted Hughs and Sylvia Plath for English with NO wikipedia! It was terrible. xD Although all my classmates were printscreening before the 'blackout' page came up.

 

I will pay someone to put Google translated Wikipedia as a reference.

 

You guys are ridiculous. Try doing a paper without Wikipedia or idk go to a library or read a book. Find your sources through other places. One of these days you are gonna find a teacher who will fail you for using Wikipedia. Have fun with that.

 

In that case take a dump on their desk and bleat like a goat.

What? It's not like they can give you worse than a fail.

 

My school forbids using it. More or less.

 

Not worth making a fuss about. I've got my guitar, my KHV, and school doesn't start for me until next week (though I don't use wikipedia for anything other than feeding occasional curiosity anyway). That said, I'm good.

Best of luck to those of you that give a ****, though.

 

It's happened to me before.

 

Maybe you should do some research on SOPA and PIPA before you complain about it.

 

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I guess Google and Wikipedia didn't do their research.

 

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