Why women have it better than men.

Here are my top reasons as to why men have harder lives than women.

#1.
The kitchen. They have easier access to food than we do. Also, the stove can double as a sauna! How ****ing lucky can you get? While we're working, you're playing in the sauna we're paying for.

#2.
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#3.
Men. That is all.

#4.
Chivalry. We ****ing pay for everything and it's fantastic. We ask you to pay and we're suddenly cheap or sexist. You obviously have the better end of that deal.

#5.
Working. Men work while women play housewife at home. Clearly that's just so you can sit at home and watch re-runs of Oprah and eat the food we work so hard for to put on the table.

#6.
Popularity. You don't have to try to get attention. Your sweater melons do all the talking for you and people are automatically going to start including you in their rampant events, again purchasing many substances for you, including those alcoholic in nature.

#7.
Jobs. You're given the same pay as men for doing much less work. How is that fair, I mean, really? And WE'RE the sexist pigs that are apparently ruining society.

#8.
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#9.
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#10.
Breasts. Holy crack-smoking black person, breasts. When women have a decent sized chest, they are viewed as some of the tops of their class, whereas when it happens to men, we apparently have ***** tits. Even if it's a little. Plus they hold milk, so you have the ultimate coupons right there. They're portable airbags, so you don't have to worry about wrecking your car, which you shouldn't be driving in the first place because you're a woman. And yes, we ARE always staring at them. They hypnotize us and make us do stupid things. Like listen to your problems.

And there you have it. Clearly, women have much easier lives than men. I hope you all learn a lesson from this and start to appreciate the hardships that men have to go through ON A DAILY BASIS, just to make you happy.

I bid you,
adieu.

 

...That was so dumb...I think I want to go and watch the friday video.../shot

 

You're obviously having judgement issues, most likely due to your female hormones making all men sound like idiots. Please try to understand that you have it much easier than men. Fact.

 

Hold on a moment...where's MY sauna?

 

Being paid for by men. Are you just not listening? Goddamn.

 

Not all women think men are idiots.>.> and some men have it easier then girls.>.>

 

Welcome to Obama's America.

 

Lies. Lies and slander. Don't let her confuse you, fellow men! Men ALWAYS have it harder!

 

I missed you, too.

 

Thats dumb.You really should stop being a ass hole.>.> There are a bunch of women who have it harder the men,
But there are a bunch of men who have it harder then men.
It not just men.>.>

 

Unite, men of manliness!

 

We can fix your muddle vagina syndrome you're having with a slight Addadicktome procedure. Then you can really understand our plights.

 

Most of these are sexual. How funny.

 

Dude you're being a ass hole for nothing what so ever.
I mean really.
You're saying that women have it easy and that men don't.And that not true

 

It's in the spam zone for a reason.

 

It sill dumb.>.>

 

Perfection. I think I'll give some rep--
"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Smurfasaurus again."
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I am merely a vessel channeling the truth about the plights of men.

 

This makes me want to watch the friday video AGAIN!.>.>