Whose line is it anyway?

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Tyrant Valvatorez, Jul 16, 2011.

  1. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    "Ooh, is this The Mario? Is it fun?"
    "No, Mom. It's Legend of Zelda."
    "Aaaah! You killed the little octopus!"
    "MOM!"
    "I thought Mario was a kid's game!"
     
  2. StardustXtreme Chaser

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    Sonic sure likes his jewellery

    -Walks away and walks back on-

    Son, why are you shooting the foreigners?
    Mom, they're ALIENS, not people.

    -Walks away and returns-

    What is THAT?! You are looking at pornography!
    Mom, it's a crime scene...

    -Does one more-

    I scored in WiiSports!
     
  3. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    Video games are the source of everything wrong with our children, they're nothing but a tool the liberal agenda uses to brainwash our children into their ways! All that violence, blood, potty language and *gaspeth* nudity will turn our children into zombie-like-prostitution-whore-gangster-serial-killers!!! ...Would you like a cup-cake? ^.^
     
  4. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    Oh god, I can't do a good soccer mom.

    "Oh my god, I was on WiiFit the other day and it said that I had burnt like, sooo many calories. I mean, it's sooo good, I bought that Wii for myself and then I came in and Bobby was on it and I said Bobby get outside and practice so you can go to college instead of playing that stupid Story of Zelda game. Why is the guy called Princess Zelda in that? Do that want all our children to grow up to be transvestites? I mean, he totally wears a skirt. Oh, and Julia. You must come over for dinner sometime."
     
  5. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Alright, alright, great round guys great round, time to tally up:
    Tummer: 1
    Britishism: 4
    Terra: 0
    Luna: 1
    Sforzato: 1
    TheOnly9one: 2
    Rebecca Black: 0
    Fearless: 2
    Bushy-Brow-1992: 1
    Noroz: 1
    axel-chanviii: 2
    Protecter212: 1
    Pillows: 1

    You all did a fantastic job on that round, great job guys, well time to move on lets get out the hat:
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    Ok guys, our next one is:
    Your average wanna be white gangster
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  6. program Twilight Town Denizen

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    I think Britishism at this.
    But of course we can all look at M&M, and I don't think I'll need Video evidence for this one.
    And I gain no points for the obvious huh?
     
  7. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    Yo-yo-yo!
    Who wants ta go behind the bleachers and smoke some pot?
    I mean, f*ckin dizzamn, MTV is so f*ckin awsome, I love all dem hos on there.
    *takes a long drag of smoke* I mean, f*ck man, I f*ckin love smokin dat pot!
    Let's go down to the store and see if we can't get high and steal some beer!


    *Note; This is based on the morons at my high school who are obviously not doing anything with their lives.
     
  8. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Greetings, my canines! What say you to traversing towards the rear end of the local fuel establishment, unbeknownst to our parental units and/or legal guardians, and burn some tobacco that is rolled up into small and narrow cylinders of paper whilst inhaling the smoke that said cylinders release? Then, perhaps we shall drive down the neighborhood roads whilst listening to songs about sexual intercourse, humans of the female gender, and our increasing amount of wealth at a level above that of one-hundred thirty decibels?
     
  9. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    Totally got my inspiration from here.

    Dem b****es be starin' at me
    when I arrive late to class,
    can't the motherf***erz see
    I could whoop deir ass?

    I tell my teacher I needed to do my hair
    so mah homies would know why I was so late
    But the wind was blowin' like it just don't care
    and yous hoes just see mah do in this frazzled state!

    Mah servants didn't wake me so I musta slept in
    I'd stayed up late to lissen to mah bro Lil Wayne,
    with all dem sleep deprivation you see I just can't win
    and now I'm left thinking "What the f*** rhymes with Wayne?"
    What?
     
  10. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    B***ez holla but not louda then yo apartment regulation!
    We got average amounts of muthaf**kin money but we love dem ladies!
    yeah
    We be upper middle class
    Word*.

    *Words that are acceptable by public school systems only.
     
  11. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Excellent round guys, but its time to move on, so lets tally up!
    Tummer: 1
    Britishism: 5
    Terra: 0
    Luna: 1
    Sforzato: 1
    TheOnly9one: 3
    Rebecca Black: 0
    Fearless: 3
    Bushy-Brow-1992: 1
    Noroz: 1
    axel-chanviii: 2
    Protecter212: 1
    Pillows: 1
    KH2man13: 1

    Man, Britishism is on a roll! Can anyone beat him?
    Well time to get out the hat!
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    Alright guys, our next one is:
    Your average PETA member
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  12. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    "Hey, guys, how about we go stand on the highway naked to protest wearing fur?"
    "Yeah! Sound like a great idea! What could possibly go wrong?"
     
  13. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    PETA members being nude on the streets of NY to protest the use of animal fur (Sorry, KH2man13, but I needed an idea.)

    Female PETA member: Hey, cop.

    Cop: Yeah?

    F PETA M: I know you've been staring at my breasts for the last 3 hours. Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.

    Cop: *blushes*

    F PETA M: It's okay. Everyone is. Enjoy it while it lasts, big boy.
     
  14. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    "So, uh... you wanna go protest the making of fur coats?"
    "Alright, let me just grab my leather shoes."
     
  15. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    Oh, I have a good one, based on something that happened in Government class last year.
    *ahem*

    Come look at our brand new line of childrens books! They promote anti-gun safety for children, even at the cost of lives! Our first book is titled 'Daddy is evil because he has a gun'. All proceedes will go towards Society For Homeless Wild Animals, which saves one whole bunny a month!
    ONE WHOLE BUNNY.
     
  16. Bushy "Don't think. Imagine!"

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    Come and look at our line of Adult books! They promote how to use a gun safely for adults! Our first book is called 'Honey I shot the kids!'
    All proceeds will unfortunately save the kids ultimately... although we can't guarantee they'll be whole... they might be full of holes though.
     
  17. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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  18. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Alright guys, a couple more and this round will be over and we'll move on!
     
  19. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    "So, let's go save some pandas! Let's all go to China!"
    "Yay!"
    "Alright, everyone donate some money!"
    "... We... we don't have any money... we work for PETA."
     
  20. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    That was pretty good xD

    Are we allowed to participate more than once each round?