Dr. Cal Lightman (no idea who that is), Batman and Chuck Norris. Aside from Dr. Faggot, I've got a pretty badass team.
50 Cent, House, and The Hulk. Got a doctor, a monster who becomes stronger the angrier he gets, and The Hulk. I think I'm good.
House, Will Smith and Iron Man. I don't have a clue what Will Smith or House really brings to the team.... House is still more useful to us though as a doctor.... Iron Man has his repulsor rays and unibeam... I'd be there with a shotgun xD
Walter White, Jack Sparrow, and Mitt Romney. ..Okay, I get it. Jack and I get Mitt Romney drunk on rum (provided Jack doesn't get at it first) and tie him to a tree as bait, then make a break for it. Yeah, might as well just bend over and take it. Not gonna survive this'un.