who else was an accident?

like me

 

do absolute, utter failures at life and everything in it count?
if so count me in

 

yes failures might as well count,
i guess i am now counted twice...

 

i don't ask my parents questions like that =/

 

me, my mom was sick and shouldn't have had me xD

 

yes


kthnxbai

Edit:if you mean planning in birth..... not me.

 

Yea...pretty much.

 

Psh I was expected. Yay!

 

The concept of this thread makes me lol. xD

No I was not planned. My biological mother tried to abort me with a tennis racket.

 

I almost got the wooden leg of a table. Apparently my real mom wasn't a fan of hangers. LOL, nah I was still wanted.

 

lol
yay i'm not the only accident here

 

At first my mom was going to have a girl but she accidently killed her and then was a like "Ah **** it, we'll have some boys instead."

The End.

 

*Raises hand*

Condoms back then weren't perfect I guess. Meh. What's done is done. If I wasn't born, I wouldn't care, because I wouldn't exist to care anyways.

Luckily, I have responsible parents... Well, Dad left my mom after Matthew was born, but he's back into shape, rehabilitated (rather not talk about) and married with another kid. I se him every now and then. He's coo'.

 

ok well i gotta go leave now see you accidents later.

 

Me? a failure? pah im sure all thoughs falcon punches to the stomach were an accident.

 

Before I was born my parents thought that I was going to be a boy.

 

My father told me this constantly after the death of my mother. He yelled at me, saying he should've worn a condom. It can tear you apart once your father tells you that. Adding to the fact I fail, so I get counted twice here. =D

 

Likewise, but my grandmother was going to have an abortion with my mother heh. Funny how the Lord unfolds life.

 

condom=no workey
garbage bag= VERY workable

get it?​

 

I was SO confused for a moment by 'my grandmother was going to have an abortion with my mother'.

Wowzer.