While binging on Avatar, I went to ff.net...

[prepare for random rant of randomness]

And, for the heck of it, I read a Zutara fic.
















...wow...

The only way for this ship to work is to take the characters, use Chinese water torture on them, hypnotize them (a la Dai Li), then get them to act as OOC as freaking possible. I see a fate like the S.S. Harmonie (HarryXHermione, if you didn't know) and the Titanic in for this baby.

The best parts were when Toph and Aang started making out out of the blue and Katara calling ZuZu "Sparky". And yes, if you ask nicely, I'll post the link.

 

...You tempt me to make a Zutara involving the Dai Li and the old Bloodbending witch.

 

Oh, please do! I'd read it. And, if you do it in the style of Tara Gillespie, I'll leave you 500 reviews.

And make sure Zuko has a nervous, but beautiful, chuckle. *havingtoomuchfunreadingZutarafics*

 

I LOVE FANFICTION.

/thread bump

The ridiculous pairings that make zero sense are always my favorites. :B Hermione/Lupin anyone?

 

I prefer Voldemort and Hedwig.

 

We all know Hermione/Snape is where it's at.

And Aragog/Colin Creevey.

 

Hermione/Broomstick FTW.

 

The Ron/Hermione ones were pretty good until Ron/Hermione became canon.

But my all time favorite would have to be Vampire Potter/Draco/Ebony.

 

Nice ninja edit. Because I was going to be up in your grills about her.

 

AN: stop firebendering ok if u dnot den il tel Zukko 2 bet u up!1111 n il tel al da erathbendres 2 put ccatuz juice in ur food!11111111111 FUK UU!1 raven Aangz for de help!1

 

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to What? again."

Dang.

 

THIS^^^ :c