When you're in so much pain

I did too. Don't worry.

Although I hear girls are starting theirs at 9 now because of hormone milk or something.

 

I was put on Human Growth Hormone between the ages of 12 and 18 and I'm absolutely convinced that it's what caused my particularly potent 24 hour hormone cycle. Nobody ever believes me though because the male hormone cycle (donno what it's called) isn't as widely known as the menstrual cycle.[DOUBLEPOST=1381550943][/DOUBLEPOST]

Things that Anixe and Vivid Green Have in Common:
1. Neither should attempt Gynecology as a career.

 

HGH is pretty much what it sounds like. It makes you grow. It was probably because you were a very small child and they wanted you to be tall so you would have a chance with wimmin. And what is this 24 hour hormone cycle?

 

I was joking. jeebuschris

 

i feel you fearless

Spoiler: all the sex ed you will ever need regarding periods

jokes on u b/c i started surfing the crimson wave when i was 10

 

Ouch. Don't worry though. The first 2 years are the best. It's all cramps, nausea and lack of energy from here. And then expect hot flashes, more pain and some other stuff I can't remember when you menopause in ~33 years.

 

I guess I got lucky because I started bleeding like a week before I turned 14? (aka riding the crimson dragon because DRAGONS)

I have six brothers.
I do what I want.

 

But my parents think I'm gay. I don't have the heart to tell them that I'm just terrible at dating.

Men have a thing where they have different amounts of testosterone gushing forth from their sperm factories. The usual cycle goes:

Morning: High testosterone levels for lots of energy, very focused and spatially aware, very likely to say no to things he doesn't want, increased chance of inexplicable mood swings. This is a good time to ask your man to do manly things like working on a car or play football. Also a good time to get him in the mood for a long and passionate session of sex. This is probably the male version of a period, though it's not the debilitating monster that females get.

Afternoon: Moderate testosterone levels for less energy, but still general upbeatness and less chance of aggressive mood swings.

Evening: Low testosterone for an overall more passive and agreeable mood and lower than usual libido.

Compare this to my hormone cycle where my afternoons and evenings are the "high" and my mornings are even lower than the normal "low."

And with my luck, I'm probably going to be among the ~40% of males who get andropause.

 

Just tell them. Don't worry, I'm sure they'll love you regardless. They're your parents, just be honest with them.


Oh, we went over that in biology, but we never went over the effects of the hormone changes on the body. And it's possible that your biological clock or whatever is off. Where you should be experiencing Evening stuff, you get Afternoon stuff. Then Evening stuff in the Morning, and Morning stuff in the Evening. It might balance out later, like how some girls take lots of time to get regular on their periods.

 

EW PERIODS AND STUFF

 

Nooo, they'll hate me because I'm straight. I just have to convince some guy to pretend to date me in order to convince my parents that I'm not straight.

In all seriousness, though, I'll probably come out to them eventually. It'll probably be when I'm actually in a committed relationship with a girl who understands that it's embarrassing to tell my parents about that kind of thing.

 

Periods weed out the women from the girls.

 

DEAL WITH IT.
THEY ONLY PROVE THAT WOMEN ARE MORE HARDCORE.

 

I had a period once.





























































Am I cool yet

 

I hope it was of Sax sitting on a counter in an all white room while SynK wearing an artist hat tries or sketch her and Nova searches her with a flashlight and turning to his sketch pad when he finds something.

That's what I envisioned. =\

 

But at least you're not pregnant.

 

You missed your period there, Rat. Be careful.

 

Since we're sharing, the crimson dragon chose me the summer before 9th grade

It sure made high school that much less bearable

 

... I started at 9. I didn't know anything about periods. I, therefore, assumed I was dying and proceeded to worry all day. When I got home my mum got all excited because she was like "Ooooh! I knew it would be soon!" and skipped upstairs to teach me about it ;-;

That means... HALF OF MY LIFE I HAVE HAD THEM!

Also, I do get physical pain sometimes but it's mostly just severe emotional mood swings, I seriously cry over everything like if there is no cereal or something.

 

You are NOT allowed to copulate