When i'm older

And have four strong healthy sons, i'm going to teach them to leave the toilet seat up.

Majority rules.

 

Yer' nucking futs. Santa does not age, he'll rage.

 

Sounds like someone will be sleeping on the couch.

:>
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It's a nice couch.

 

What if it's one of those fancy fold-out-into-comfy-bed couches?

 

probably an old couch though

 

Thanks, Jerome. You seem to understand.

 

this was very interesting to read XD

 

... I think you guys are missing the point of the couch.
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uhhhhhhhh wait till you get a wife. she'll knock you thru a wall when she falls in the toilet lol

 

Anytime. <3