What's Your Excuse?

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Shade Tail, Oct 18, 2009.

  1. DemyxPlaysMySitar Twilight Town Denizen

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    He stole My Marbles :B|:

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  2. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    I had a fight with a rather spoony bard.

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  3. DemyxPlaysMySitar Twilight Town Denizen

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    He payed me. Let's just say it was *alot*.

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  4. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Answering your question. Which is not an excuse but you asked a question that didn't need an excuse. So yeah.

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  5. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    That was Abe Lincoln? Oops

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  6. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    I didn't kill him.
    He tawt he taw a puddy tat.
    and he did, he did tee a puddy tat.


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  7. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Sorry, I was too busy being distracted by this ball in a cup...

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  8. TheLightIsGone123 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    because i saw your mom naked

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  9. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I was feelin horny >:3

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  10. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    The paper needed to look old.

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  11. Magick ~Meaner then my demons~

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    Your mouth will be bigger after tonight.

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  12. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    I heard burying you in snow was good for your health.

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  13. BlazBlue Calamity King's Apprentice

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    Because i wanted it to be



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  14. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Because I threw an old lady and blamed you.

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  15. thecoder180 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I'm saving it for a snack.

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  16. Sora March Twilight Town Denizen

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    Beacuse there are exactley 23948612389746 'no comment' answers on the internet today.

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  17. xXRhian+RoxasXx Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Because TV says so.

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  18. Sora March Twilight Town Denizen

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    Because most of us on here are the rejected drones of the world, who happen to play the same game and like the Spamzone better than any other section.

    What have we learned?
     
  19. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    Oranges are evil.

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  20. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Because I say so

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