What's Your Excuse?

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Shade Tail, Oct 18, 2009.

  1. Axel The Flurry Of Flames Banned

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    I was hiding from you at chili's

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  2. Mvalentine King's Apprentice

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    Why don't you have my supper ready?

    Why did you wipe your butt, then clean the toilet using my toothbrush...Then let me use that toothbrush ¬¬?
     
  3. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    Dave told me to.

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  4. Mvalentine King's Apprentice

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    Isn't that him there> *points and runs*

    Why did you put bacon in the soap?
     
  5. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    It's spiritually cleansing.

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  6. Krowley Moderator

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    cuz u never gave back the CD you borrowed :guns:

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  7. BloodxXxDark Destiny Islands Resident

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    Because I've heard it protects against plaque

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    Goddamnit you made me loose the game!
     
  9. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    I wanted to cosplay as Sora ;~;

    WHY IS THERE BACON IN MY SOAP?!?!
     
  10. tSG1 Chaser

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    Because you like bacon suds.

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  11. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    As a warning, you now know that I'm PMS'ing D8<

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  12. thecoder180 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    YE$. I recorded a message from the devil saying Twilight is GAY.
     
  13. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Cos Spongebob Squarepants is better than that.

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  14. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    That's not mustard. D:

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  15. BlazBlue Calamity King's Apprentice

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    I didnt that cat did.



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  16. DemyxPlaysMySitar Twilight Town Denizen

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    It wouldn't fit in the top drawer.

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  17. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    Oh them? They're my friends....

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  18. DemyxPlaysMySitar Twilight Town Denizen

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    Don't touch it - it's infected with poison.

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  19. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Because there was a sign saying 'Free Candy ->' next to it

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  20. BlazBlue Calamity King's Apprentice

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    Because jack frost cooled it down


    Why did you break my cookie >:[