What's Your Excuse?

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  1. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    He stole my cookie.

    Why didn't you clean the litter box?
     
    The Graceful Assassin, Oct 19, 2009
    The Graceful Assassin, Oct 19, 2009
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  2. Mvalentine King's Apprentice

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    ...Errr...The dog ate it...yeah thats right!

    Why did you stab a hole in your ear and stick jewelry into it?(Or more simply why did you get a piercing?)
     
    Mvalentine, Oct 19, 2009
    Mvalentine, Oct 19, 2009
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  3. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    u meen i iz not cool :(:(:(

    Why did you eat a cookie after I told you not to?
     
    The Graceful Assassin, Oct 19, 2009
    The Graceful Assassin, Oct 19, 2009
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  4. Emzy ♥ Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I was ****ing hungry. B|

    Why did you kiss me ? ._.
     
    Emzy ♥, Oct 19, 2009
    Emzy ♥, Oct 19, 2009
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  5. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    You're not my mom? D:

    WHY IS THERE A GIANT METEOR HURDLING TOWARDS EARTH?!
     
    The Graceful Assassin, Oct 19, 2009
    The Graceful Assassin, Oct 19, 2009
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  6. Mvalentine King's Apprentice

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    Oh yeah I remember that...That was one hell of a party last night.

    Why did I catch you taking drugs?
     
    Mvalentine, Oct 19, 2009
    Mvalentine, Oct 19, 2009
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  7. Emzy ♥ Gummi Ship Junkie

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    BCUZ DEY STOPS DE VOICEZ... DUNS DEY EMILINE?
    yes, yes they do.


    Why do I have you babeh on my lap? :/gasp:
     
    Emzy ♥, Oct 19, 2009
    Emzy ♥, Oct 19, 2009
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  8. Mvalentine King's Apprentice

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    Because I totally have a bebeh even though im just 14...HELL THAT WAS A FUN NIGHT!

    Why did you go totally emo and kill our whole village itachi?!
     
    Mvalentine, Oct 19, 2009
    Mvalentine, Oct 19, 2009
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  9. Nexah Merlin's Housekeeper

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    I wanted a Klondike bar

    Why did you cause conflict within my horse?
     
    Nexah, Oct 19, 2009
    Nexah, Oct 19, 2009
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  10. Tootsie coquí

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    Because it wanted beastiality.


    Why are you naked in my bed?
     
    Tootsie, Oct 19, 2009
    Tootsie, Oct 19, 2009
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  11. Xannah Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Wait a minute! This is MY bed! D:<

    How long do I have to hold my breath?
     
    Xannah, Oct 19, 2009
    Xannah, Oct 19, 2009
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  12. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    Until you turn green.

    What's the name of the scruffy little dog?
     
    axel-chanviii, Oct 19, 2009
    axel-chanviii, Oct 19, 2009
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  13. shmilo Traverse Town Homebody

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    A panda.


    why am i alive?
     
    shmilo, Oct 19, 2009
    shmilo, Oct 19, 2009
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  14. Gobolo Traverse Town Homebody

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    You just didn't have enough time to be dead.

    Why can't I find my toothbrush?
     
    Gobolo, Oct 19, 2009
    Gobolo, Oct 19, 2009
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  15. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    Oh... I used the red one to clean the toilet.

    Why is the kitten hanging from the ceiling?
     
    axel-chanviii, Oct 19, 2009
    axel-chanviii, Oct 19, 2009
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  16. Gobolo Traverse Town Homebody

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    can't talk... creating ceiling kitten, the son of God (ceiling cat)

    What's your excuse?
     
    Gobolo, Oct 19, 2009
    Gobolo, Oct 19, 2009
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  17. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    Dave's taken over the world!

    Why is my homework late?
     
    axel-chanviii, Oct 19, 2009
    axel-chanviii, Oct 19, 2009
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  18. Graxe King's Apprentice

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    My excuse for the excuse it to make an excuse as an excuse to excuse the excuse.

    Weren't you supposed to go rape (insert name here) with a broom?
     
    Graxe, Oct 19, 2009
    Graxe, Oct 19, 2009
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  19. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    The broom wouldn't fit.

    Who burnt my waffles?
     
    axel-chanviii, Oct 19, 2009
    axel-chanviii, Oct 19, 2009
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  20. Hayabusa Venomous

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    I did rape [insert name here], but I thought using a spoon would be so much sexier.

    WHERE WERE YOU AND WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN I WAS AT CHILI'S WAITING ALONE!?
     
    Hayabusa, Oct 19, 2009
    Hayabusa, Oct 19, 2009
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