What's one of the best accidents you've ever had?

- Wondered if Napkins would burn
- Nearly set the lawn on fire by sticking a Napkin in the barbecue and then throwing it. o.o
- Decide to Febreeze the entire house and caused four hour high
- Climbed on top of couch and broke Mom's $300 picture frame
- Ripped the butt of my pants in 5th grade, revealing my butterfly underwear. xDDDD
- Leaning so far back in my chair that it breaks, then proceeding to fix it with thumbtacks
- Throwing Barbie dolls onto the ceiling fan, then turning on the ceiling fan to watch them fly down
- Deciding that getting real close to a fire would be completly harmless
- Running through a thron bush with shorts on (I haven't worn shorts since)
- Riding my bike through dog crap and spraying it everywhere

o.o

 

XD

o.o I stepped in duck crap before...it was fresh too...ugh.

I almost got hit by a car once while my friend pulled me on his bike. He slammed his hand on the hood of the car, stopping it. XD

 

The best one for me was about 6 years ago. I punched through the toilet door window. Well my big brother was annoying me n' he ran into the toilet. Man when he saw my hand come through his face was priceless. :D
Blood was pouring down my hand... i had cut my wrist right on top of a vein, but i didn't feel anything.
Luckily i didn't have to pay for it. me n' my brother put up scriptures from the bible about forgiveness.

 

xD

Jebus Kitty... I'd be freaked out.

I've locked my self in my Grandparent's bathroom twice... They had to take off the door to get my out. o.o

 

Lets see
-I crashed my moms car into a tree
-I spranged my arm jumping on the bed.
-when I was 8 I wet myself on Halloweeen when we got home.
-I think I set the garage on fire when I was 4
-I stuck my tongue on a frozen pepsi bottle.
-I almost got my eyed clawed out by a cat
-when I was 5 I accidentally called Mickey Mouse 'Minnie'.XD
-I accidentally set my shoes on fire
-got my hand caught in a door when it slammed.
-I almost set the microwave on fire
-I tripped in 2nd grade and got a scrape on my knee the size of Kansas
-I got a scar when one of my cats scratched me
-I ate Fish Food 10 times.
-I stole a Hershey bar without paying for it
-I tried to see if toasters would float.
-I tried to summon a keyblade and walked into a tree.
-I had uncooked pizza
-I almost lost my backpack on the school bus.
-I threw up on my moms favorite blanket
-I choked on a sunflower seed
-I tried to eat a whole can of salt.
-I cut my hair really short and made me look like a boy(thank God my hair grew back)
-I tried to do a cartwheel and almost broke my head open.

 

Three years ago,
I was in an accident.

My mother, her friend, and I went to a funeral (I bet your wondering by now what the heck happened there. XD). Well my mother's friend was driving, the drive to get there took an hour. It was supposed to take only thirty minutes, but my mother's friend took wrong turns, lanes and exits. After the funeral, we started driving back, my mother's friend driving again. We went to a drive through to buy food, and guess what? She entered through the exit of the drive through XD. <-- But that wasn't the accident, yet. After the drive through, and almost home, we crashed the car into a man in a wheelchair. 8O

None was hurt. I just think that this was one of the "best accidents" I've ever had cause it could have been predicted.

 

Haha, oh yeah, when I was little, I tore Barbie dolls' heads off and flush them down the toilet.
The toilet got backed up, and when the plumber came, he was pulling heads out of the pipe. XXXD

 

Im a gymnast and one time i was doing my backhandspring on the beam and i missed my hands and fell on my head...

 

Look who's talking

 

Left popcorn in the microwave for an extra minute.

 

A few years agoI was playing around with an american football with my brother n' this big American guy. I fell over n' was getting up, until the big american guy was running backwards n' fell right on top me, almost snapping the part of my arm from the elbow to the wrist in 2.
I had snapped the tendons in my arm so i was unable to do P.E for about 3 weeks, which is pretty bad if you study it. I'm lucky i didn't break it, must be all the calcium i take in. :D

 

The best accident.....................

I stumbled onto this fourm, KH-Vids.

 

...xD;;

I think they float when it's plugged in.

 

Oh so many...

- Blew up a microwave
- got my hand stuck in a door
- got my fingers rolled up in a car window
- got clothes-lined by a low tree branch XD
- threw a bottle of coke on the floor at school and it exploded all over the hallway and my friends

and one of my persnal favs...

randomly spun around one day in my room, tripped, and fell ontop of my ps2, crushing it and shattering the game inside XDDD

 

This happened to me while i was at school.
I was trying to get into a toilet but it was over crowded as girls liked to hang in the loo (i don't know why they like it there, perpahs they liked the smell?). Anyhoo, i was about to go into one but another girl tried to walk in at the same time as me, so me being me let her use it. But my hand somehow got in between the door hinge & she closed it on me, trapping my finger so i had to pull it out, ripping off all the skin on my finger, wasn't very nice.
I thought this part was funny. I went over to my friends n' said i needed to go to the office n' their like why, so i showed them my finger & they started to scream & pulled me to the office. Showed the office lady it & she started to scream, screaming why i wasn't crying or anything. Good thing was i couldn't write for a bit. :D