What Would You Do If You Woke Up Next To The Person Above You?

I would call the police on you >:

 

your paying for the checkup bill

 

...panic

xD​

 

it would have been more fun if you hadnt knowcked me out ya know
..lol

 

Say "What the heck!?" Shove you out of my house, then go back to sleep.

 

Take my glass for evidence when I get you arrested >:

lol say hello and go back to sleep​

 

....ill be back i always come back dont i

 

Fall off the bed. Then call the cops.​

 

I'd be all, OMFGZ HAI. :DDDD

 

I'd be like "...Sup" o_o

 

I'd try to flee but I'd be too stunned.

 

....well as long as its a lost memory

 

I would say "YOU AGAIN? D:"

 

Woah just woah >:3

 

I would think its a dream and go back to sleep :3

then later wake up and realize its real life and maybe give j00 a huggle :D

 

..im not paying for the kid

 

I would think I was drugged and probably ask

WHAT KID???? O_o

 

well i dont remember using a condom do you? wow that was some strong stuff you made me take

 

"i DID IT, NOW PAY ME."
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I would demand oranges.