What the ****?!!?!

Today, I came out of my house through the back, closed the wood gate and entered the sidewalk. I walked for a while and a naked asian dude walked across the street 30 meters away. I kept walking as I watched him, but then, he shaked his *** at me and I thought, "Okay... this is weird" and turned around. I walked for home and looked behind me to see where he was heading... and HE WAS RUNNING TOWARDS ME!... I began running to my house, but he was getting nearer and nearer! I entered through the back and closed the gate, trying to lock it, and this guy kept jumping and trying to get in while I was fighting to keep the gate closed. Instead of running into my house, I ran out the gate bypassing him and got him to follow me all the way to the next block and lost him.

.... that was really weird. I am now paranoid about going out the house.

 

That is what we call an Asian. ^^;

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XDDDDDDDD

 

I have heard many weird stories, but never one like this.. o:

Were you on hidden camera?

 

Not that I know of...

 

Gosh, well that's scary!

 

This is the funniest moment I have ever had in my life.

 

Maybe he likes you.

 

Yes, well... *ahem* he was someone I have never seen in my neighborhood before and he looked tired so maybe he was looking for someone to talk to.
Hey, he was middle-aged. and he was whimpering while trying to get in...

 

I don't find it weird he ran at you... What I find weird is that you followed and watched him... Come out of the closet much?

 

I lol'd .

 

I thought he was a nudist and I have sympathy to people without clothes.

 

So you want to give clothes to people who chose to live without them? That's like eating KFC in front of a fat guy on a hunger strike.

Either way, I don't believe you, you were aroused :P

 

LOL @ everypost

espicailly the first one and sj's XD


dude. thats going to have me creeped out for the whole day

Your asian................ <.<


i will not do 1+1 with that statement

 

I LOL'd that one. I meant to separate that. I meant I thought he was a nudist or a person who was in poverty without clothes. And I watched him for 1 and 1/2 seconds because that was something I have never seen before and I thought I was seeing something else.

 

What did you think you were a seeing? 0.o A guy walking a tiny dog and shaking it? 0.o

 

ROFL

/fillers/

 

Anyways, this was a scenario created by me :lol: I thought about putting this on the creative section, but thought this was nonsense so I put it in the nonsense(i.e. playground/spam section). I was LOL'ing this story and wanted to know how others would react.

 

O____O


I nearly died reading this thread

xDDDDDDDDDDDDD


especially at your posts SJ

*dies of laughter*



but seriosuly dude, you should tell your parents at least.​

 

ew xDDDDD sj thats horrid language D:

ew xDDDDD sj thats horrid D:

 

Nice attempt at a cover up

:P​