What should breasts feel like?

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  1. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    I've just recently had this conversation with a few friends but I've yet to come to a conclusion.
     
  2. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    Water balloon's with really thick balloon rubber.
     
  3. Asterisk NO WONT LET YOU

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    on a kids forum!?..I mean,really!?Trog you've gone too far this ti--Jello...
     
  4. Sabby Sleepy Panda Assassin

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    um don't you have them? O_O
     
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  6. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    You sound well endowed. Freakishly so.
     
  7. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    This is making me feel kinda inferior.
     
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    A thin layer of skin over a thick layer of tissue and fat.
     
  9. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    Could you describe an equivalent in consistency and texture?
     
  10. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    I'm sure there are enough porn sites around for you to find your answer.
     
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    Its like sand... wrapped in a burlap sack!
     
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    .... eventually, this line will factor into this thread. So I beat you all to it.

    That's what she said.
     
  13. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    I know seriously...XD Its more like...squishy? Maybe even like a memory foams for beds...I DONT KNOW...just feel your own...I guess...XD I mean...I cant explain it...
     
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    Line the inside of a ballon with an inch of cotton and then fill it with sand~


    Then stick some M-80's in there, light them, and let your friend experience the fun.
     
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    I wonder what a pe-

    Yeah, a pencil feels like.
    JKJKJKJKJK
     
  16. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    HAHAH! Thats hilarious....I wonder....XD
     
  17. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    Worst feeling thing is existence, it's a terrible, foul, disgusting feeling object that feels squishy and often soft. I personally prefer pens.
     
  18. Hissora ahurhurhur.

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    Interesting, cause y'know, I always you mechanical pencils.
     
  19. Destiny's Force Mess with the best, lose like the rest...

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    ...can you do no-handed pushups with those things? Or does it depend on how big they are?
     
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    DF, this makes so much sense why you enjoy writing wedding so much. That does make sense though, I know guys can do it without their arms...
     
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