Well...

Once upon a time there was...<Insert something insane and random here>

 

< a giant mutant lollipop >​

 

<A giant mutant chocolate bar>

 

Once upon a time there was <a gay pirate known as Aquaman.> :D




I got that from X-Play XD

 

<A giant mutant gay pirate named Aquaman>

 

<A mutant gay fish named Aquafish>

 

<All ur base belong to us>