...Well this is awkward.

A freshman girl just texted me saying that, "I wish u were a guy somtimes...then I could date u."

HOW IN THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO THAT?
I don't even know who it is...D:

;___;

 

Say thank you.

 

"How funny, I was looking into that recently..."

 

Awwww my poor daughter :glomp:

I actually have no idea how you could respond o_O

 

Respond by saying one word to her every next text message. She'll get bored, fall asleep, then you can go to her house and scare her in a Jason costume and a bloody machete.

 

I wanna be part of this thread!

 

What this human female said.

 

Oh my God, you're doing it!

 

Yeah, it's so awesome!

 

you can never go wrong with this excuse. "My mom told me never to talk to strangers." XD
I know, its... whatever.

 

hmmmm

"Lolwut?"

XD

 

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.


*cough*

Anyway I really hope it's not the one that stalked me in seventh and eighth grade...if it is I may transfer schools. >_>

 

Oh, didn't realize it was that serious. >_> Yea, if it gets that bad, you need to tell someone who can do something about it.

 

I've had multiple gay guys ask me out. How's that for awkward?

 

I've had multiple gay guys as me out all at the same time. Care to beat that?

 

I am multiple gay guys all at the same time.

 

*Stares at computer monitor restraining uncontrollable laughter*

 

I was gonna go with "But John, you are the multiple gay guys." But i wasn't sure who would get it.

 

I weep at the fact that I got that reference to one motivational poster.

 

POST THIS IN 15 OTHER THREADS OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOUk