Well I'm totally bored

nothing in the spam zone is normal. better?

 

That proves that I am not normal.
WHYYY :'( *sob*

 

But if nothing is normal, everything is normal except in comparison to all the things around it.

 

Stop making me feel so weird *sob*

 

But you aren't weird. In fact, you're the most normal person I know. You're completely average. There is absolutely nothing special about you.

 

my brain... its bleeding...

dun worry! i wuv you!

 

My wedding thread senses are tingling!

 

my fear of incest thread senses are tingling! *shot*

 

i lol'd

 

My I'm going to stab finalform32 senses are tingling! Would you like the knife or the pencil?

 

n there is no rusty nail option? aww darn. oh wait, you better hurry up aand take that back before Christhor comes in and talks about how death threats are bad even when OBVIOUSLY joking.

and BTW KS: i was already *shot*. you know?

 

u still mad about that?

 

Except it wasn't my I'm going to kill finalform32 by stabbing him senses that were tingling. No, I'm just going to stab you. Without killingg you.

 

i will just let myself bleed out, thus MAKING you the killer. or we could bring potato chips into this.

 

I have bandages. If you refuse to let me apply them or remove them after application, it will be considered suicide.

 

not if someone sees you and im under the impression you are trying to hurt me more.

 

ot would be considered euthanasia

 

That's why I teleported us to a dark alley where nobody ever goes.

 

or it could be considered apple juice C:

thats why im under the impression you are trying to hurt me even worse.

 

then it would be murder unless you can prove otherwise