Welcome to Wonkyland!

Phobia munched quietly on the carrot of her garden, when one of the queens royal X cards appeared. "You there!!
"Who~~ Me?" Phobia questioned, tilting her head to the side. "Have you seen the where-a-bouts of the Queen's crown?!!"

"Why-no. I haven't! Try thinking like a hat! And you'd best be quick, or the queen will say her magic words!"

"Like what?"
"Why--Off with your head, of course!" Phobia laughed loudly, while the card ran off like a puppy with his tail in-between his legs.

 

"I remember that last Alice that was here....run of with a start she did." I giggled.

 

"Hmmm...I wonder who might be causing trouble in Wonkyland?" Phobia hopped out of her Garden, and onto a dirt path. "Hmmm...This way, that way, up down, violet, or March?" She hummed, looked at the sign that read exactly that.

 

Bored, Nazo decided to mess with someone's head... agian. Popping up in front of a poor card-guard, I took his spear and switched it with a pencil, before he could even blink.

"He he he he he~~ Fu fu fu fu fu."

 

Yet another Card Guard hippity-hopped up my way, and pointed his "spear" at me. "You!" "Well, why-ever are you pointing a pencil at me?" "What-the----!!!!!"

 

Watching the scence with the card-guard unfold before me, I bit back the urdge to break down in giggles.

 

The guard dropped his pencil-spear, and ran off. "Whatever was his problem, I wonder?"

 

I popped up behind her. "And what would you mean by problem? All I saw was fun, fun, fun~"

 

ooc: FYI ThE TITLE OF QUEEN OF hEARTS
gOES TO :...... *DRUMROLL* Ultima Queen of hearts

 

ooc: WELCOME TO WONKYLAND, CHERRY!! YOU ARE APPROVED!

post wheneva ya want to start!!



~~ Phobia. P. White, the Mad Hare




---- By order of the Queen Of Hearts ----

 

Phobia sat boredly underneath a dead oak.
Ever since the nice Queen was put to sleep, and the mean one came out, everything was--depressing. Even the Mad-hatter had stolen some of her playmates...and started to experiment on them....how.....MAD.

 

OOC: Okies! I ish back! :3
BIC: I am currently Skipping through the forest, humming a creepy song to myself.
I already said hello to the mock-turtle, and even some of those creepy little fishies.

OOC: Lilly, you said this was based off of American Mcgee's Alice, right?

 

Walking through the forgotten forest, I greeted every creature that came my way with a grin.
"Hello Mr. Mock-turtle, how's your day?"
Before he could answer, I re-appeared at 'skool'.
Talking in the sight of the twisted children there, I headed toward's it's library.
.... only to be stopped by some card-guards.
"Halt, by order of the red-queen!"
I scoffed.
"The red-queen and chaos go hand in hand. Order does not exist."
I pulled my claws out, and within moments the guards were no more.

OOC: American Mcgee's Alice is violent. @_@ Seriously. So of course I'd have to kill the guards.

 

oc: cha, so much. xD

Phobia skipped through the wood of wonderland.
When ever a card of heart came by, she would make a quick hole in the ground, and have them fall in.​

 

Phobia walked back into her garden,
boredly munching on a carrot.​

 

I 'poofed' back in front of Mr. Mock-turtle, scaring him to recede into his shell.
Pleased, I went back to singing.

" A Is For Amber
Who Drowned In A Pool"

Skipping happily, I continued o sing.

"B Is For Billy
Who Was Eaten By Ghouls
C Is For Curt
With Disease Of The Brain
D Is For Daniel
Derailed On A Train
E Is For Erik
Who Was Buried Alive
F Is For Frank
Who Was Stabbed Through The Eye
G Is For Greg
Who Died In The Womb
H Is For Heather
Who Was Sealed In A Tomb"

Startling many rabbits and such, from singing such a dark song, I chuckled, then continued my song.

"One By One, We Bite The Dust
We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Number's Up
We All Fall Down
Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down"

At this point I was twirling to the song merrily; going in circles amongst the flowers.

"I Is For Issac
Who Lost His Front Brakes
J Is For Johnny
Who Was Bitten By Snakes
K Is For Kimmy
Who Was Shot In The Head
L Is For Larry
Who Bled And Bled
M Is For Marie
Who Burned To A Crisp
N Is For Nick
Who Was Pummled By Fists
O Is For Olive
Who Lived Life Too Fast
P Is For Pat
Who Swallowed Some Glass"

I then started to get bored, so I just sang this part randomly.

"laa laa laa laa laa laa laa laa la la la.laa laa laa laa laa laa laa laa la la la. laa laa laa laa laa laa laa laa la la la.
One By One, We Bite The Dust
We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Number's Up
We All Fall Down
Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down
Q Is For Quentin
Who Took The Wrong Trail
R Is For Reyna
Who Rotted In Jail
S Is For Steve
Who Was Shot With A Bow
T Is For Tori
Who Froze In The Snow
U Is For Urich
Who Trampled By Hooves
V Is or Vanessa
Who Fell Off A Roof
W Is For Willow
Who Was Hit By A Car
X Is For Xavier
Who Sunk In The Tar
Y Is For Yessy
Who Fell From A Plane
Z Is For Zack
Who Simply Went
Insane"

Oh the joys of scaring people with a song like that.

 

Nazo sat down, dizzy from twirling.
Spotting some blood-roses, she cut some, and made a little flower-crown with them.

 

Phobia sat by her strawberry patch,
picking and nibbling at a few.​

 

Nazo didn't even flinch when a living blood-rose threw thorns at her. All she did was cut the rose.