Welcome to America

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Jube, Jun 26, 2008.

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  1. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    I shall be your waitress for the week.
    WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO ACCOMPANY YOU TO YOUR HOTEL ROOM? RUB YOUR FEET? PREPARE YOU DINNER?
     
  2. ♥AL90♥ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    OMG! *reports post*
     
  3. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    4. No sexual content beyond hugging and kissing. Do remember that this is a PG website and that younger members can see your posts. Girls wearing bikinis are fine, as long as it covers up what needs to be covered. This rules includes: graphics, posts, photographs, videos, fiction, links to pornographic websites and drawings. If your post is overly perverted, you will be black-listed and if it’s really sexual, to a vulgar level, you would receive a warning. Your post(s) will, of course, be edited.

    YOU HAVE LOST THE GAME!
    LEAVE NOW!
     
  4. cronoking Chaser

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    The first post wins. Any other posts afterwards are pointless because no straight person will ever get past the first post. May the hobosexuals make it far enough to read this post and spread the news.
     
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    IN AMERICA!
     
  6. Hakurei Reimu Take my hand. And then I'll fly with you right up

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  7. Spunk Ransom you're already perfect

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    Sorry, I am not that kind of girl.
     
  8. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Is nobody going to enjoy thier stay at the stay home inn?
    IN AMERICA!?
     
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  10. Paladin12345678 Twilight Town Denizen

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    If you do not enjoy this lady then you are not American!

    ... IN CANADA!
     
  11. Azure Flame Banned

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    I would, but I've got a girlfriend.
     
  12. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream

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    Perfect win. I cannnot lock.
     
  13. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    C'moooooon! Be a maaaan! Live a little! Don't let yourself be chained down by 'love'!
     
  14. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Internet?
    Kingdom hearts?
    Girlfriend?

    I smell a cake.
    A FALSE CAKE!
     
  15. Azure Flame Banned

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    Actually, my girlfriend is a Cupcake.
     
  16. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream

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    A moment of silence for this man's future dead and shattered hips.
     
  17. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    NOT IN MY AMERICA!
     
  18. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    ... lol.
     
  19. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream

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    I spy a laugh. Aission Mccomplished
     
  20. Spunk Ransom you're already perfect

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    That just confused the crud out of me...
     
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