Walking somewhere...

The only free will I have in this life is to go downtown with an assault rifle.

 

I'd go for stopping suddenly, acting really panicked and then going "SHIT, HE'S GOT A BOMB, RUUUUN" and just fucking leg it the other way.

 

Pull out your phone and pretend you got a text, then turn around.

 

pretend like you see someone you know and youre trying to catch up to them. works for me.

 

Just turn around. You won't ever see those fuckers again.

 

Always turn around in the most abrupt way possible on purpose

 

Same. Maybe cop a feel off the nearest person who will have turned out to be a dude in the process.

 

Just yell out someone's name and ignore the people who give you weird looks, that way it looks like you're catching up with someone when you turn around.