Walk down the street with friends

Always fall to the back of the group.

 

Walk with three friends

Sidewalk is only wide enough for two, awkwardly sink to the back.

 

they never listen to anything i say so i'm just walking

 

Say "Goodbye" to someone

You both are walking in the same direction.

 

See your ex girlfriend while on the sidewalk.

Blast it with piss.

 

See that guy who bullied you in the fourth grade

Blast it with piss.

 

If you have any problem

Blast it with piss.















I'm not sure I like your method of handling problems.

 

If you go down to the woods today your in for a big surprise.

 

See freind of a freind across the street


Wave and walk towards them until proximity allows communication whilst formulating the conversation in your head

 

Talk to a cute girl while walking down the street

Ask for tissues for cleaning bird shit

 

Jube, you have proven your Street-Smartz!

 

See a pretty girl from your class in the hallway

Walk by, both of you sharing a look, without doing saying anything

 

See that kid you had a gay experience at camp with.

Never had a boner this big sticking out in your life.

 

See a girl you've seen at school waving in your direction

Wave back at her...wait...she wasn't waving at you...FUUUUUUUCCK