Wait, what?

A: If there is one guy who I both hate and wanna make out with... it's the glimmerous fop.

M: Klav?

A: Hm.

M: I see.

A: But he's also my best friend, so...

M: Aha.
And now we get to the root of your problem.
It clearly all started with your mother.
Dammit Freud.

 

This is what my face looks like now.

 

Read your title and made me think, "Dang is that guy popular or What?"

 

There's a reference to something here. I just don't know what it is.

Damn pop-culture references.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud

 

I thought the name sounded familiar.

He's the shrink who came up with the "it all starts with your mother" thing, right?

Excuse me if I sound ignorant.

 

I always liked Stephen Fry's shtick (he did it a few times on "QI") where he'd ask one of the contestants a bunch of questions and his deduction would always be, "You're obviously gay," despite whatever they were talking about.

 

It could have started with your father.

The Electra complex is a thing too.