VGN WRITES A LoVE LETTER!?

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  1. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Yes, he does.

    Really, it's not a love letter, but its just a little poetry that I wrote into a card I got for her for her birthday. So, here it is.

    "For me, there is only sunrise, no sunset
    Because you are bright, you lighten the night sky, so I can't forget
    How special you are, go and shine, you're a star
    Call the galaxy you're home, because you're gonna go far
    You brighten up a room and keep my spirits high
    I can't help missing you when you say good bye
    You're refreshing like a coffee in the morning from Starbucks
    Every time I'm with you I feel like I'm dreaming and never want to wake up
    You probably get dozens of letters, but listen to what I have to say
    You're a special person, Renata, and happy birthday."

    What do you guys think?
     
  2. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
     
  3. Juicy Chaser

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    I "awww"'d

    It was cute, a tad cheesy with the Starbucks line though :v
     
  4. Yozora Archer

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    Not bad, but you should say you have wet dreams about her.
     
  5. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    DDDDDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP

    I kind of was trying to be a little funny at the starbucks part, but I failed.
     
  6. TheMuffinMan Banned

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    dude, you better have gotten crazy fish cunt laid for that shit
     
  7. Yozora Archer

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    That wasn't gay,idiot, and since when does saying gay mean stupid?
     
  8. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    lol Her birthday's tomorrow. I'm giving it to her then.
     
  9. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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    Hoooooooooooooomoooooooooooooooooo.
     
  10. fadedphantom King's Apprentice

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    Aww that was cute ^_^ I wish someone would write me a poem...
     
  11. TheMuffinMan Banned

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    if she is not immediately on your dick afterwards, it wasn't worth it.
     
  12. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    YOU'LL HAVE A GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OOOOOOOOOOOLD TTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME.

    ~Flinstones theme song.

    I'm sure that'd scare her away.

    Play hard to get. 'Cept, don't.
     
  13. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    It isn't bad.
    Hm. You've seemed to be giving us insights on your personal life lately.
     
  14. Rayku Kingdom Keeper

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    That was nice VGN, Im sure she will like it. People like gifts from the heart more then commerical things anyway...


    Unless she's a Material Person..she will like it
     
  15. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Eh. Can't help but vent to the website that knows me the best.

    lol I'll be lucky enough to get a hug.
     
  16. fadedphantom King's Apprentice

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    Ah, see, there's my problem. I always forget the "don't" part. They all give up eventually :/
     
  17. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Thanks. :3

    Here's the way I see it: say "Hi" to them whenever they pass by. Then, be a little flirty to get to them better. Then, ask for some way to contact them (aim and phone number might be nice). Then, they'll probably take it from there. If not, try to be flirty with him more to make him know you are pretty interested.
     
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    What happens if you're unsure? >_>.....And your friends have been trying to hook the two of you up since forever?
     
  19. TheMuffinMan Banned

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    just ask them to touch your boobies, jesus christ it's not that hard.
     
  20. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    She has a man. VGN is on a hopeless mission.