Use your best pick up line

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Johnny Bravo, Jun 26, 2012.

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  1. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    0/10 - No effort.

    "If I were to ask you to date me, would the answer to that request be the same as the answer to this question?"

    (Hat tip to LilBueno.)
     
    Makaze, Jun 26, 2012
    Makaze, Jun 26, 2012
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  2. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    Isn't pedophile kind of an advanced term for someone your age?
     
    Jiku Neon, Jun 26, 2012
    Jiku Neon, Jun 26, 2012
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  3. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    "The mediator between the head and the hands must be the heart."

    I will be sad if no one gets it.
     
    Makaze, Jun 26, 2012
    Makaze, Jun 26, 2012
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  4. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    9/10.I need a hospital. Why? Because I.C.U standing there looking sexy.
     
    Hiro ✩, Jun 27, 2012
    Hiro ✩, Jun 27, 2012
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  5. Sabby Sleepy Panda Assassin

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    I paused my video game for you
     
    Sabby, Jun 27, 2012
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  6. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Girl, you so fine, I wanna be the shit comin' out yo ass.

    I was high when I came up with that one <<
     
    Boy Wonder, Jun 27, 2012
    Boy Wonder, Jun 27, 2012
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  7. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    10/10, I feel all special now.

    Do the monkey with me!
     
    Hiro ✩, Jun 27, 2012
    Hiro ✩, Jun 27, 2012
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  8. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Charmanders are red
    Squirtles are blue
    If you were a Pokemon
    I'd choose you.
    Your smile is stronger than a Hyperbeam.
    Like Jessie and James, we're the perfect team.
    I'll stay by your side like Pikachu and Ash
    and I'll love you more than a level 80 Rapidash.
    You're more legendary than a Zapdos, Entei, or Mew.
    Out of all 649, I choose you.
     
    Scarred Nobody, Jun 27, 2012
    Scarred Nobody, Jun 27, 2012
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  9. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Daddy's home.
     
    Droid, Jun 27, 2012
    Droid, Jun 27, 2012
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  10. Soap Hollow Bastion Committee

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    From across the room I could see your body was punching, but now that I am up close, I see it's kickin

    NINJA PICK UP LINES!!!
     
    Soap, Jun 27, 2012
    Soap, Jun 27, 2012
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  11. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

    ;D
     
    Guardian Soul, Jun 27, 2012
    Guardian Soul, Jun 27, 2012
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  12. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Pick up the soap
     
    Tyrant Valvatorez, Jun 27, 2012
    Tyrant Valvatorez, Jun 27, 2012
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  13. Soap Hollow Bastion Committee

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    ..............................................................................well played sir/madam
     
    Soap, Jun 27, 2012
    Soap, Jun 27, 2012
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  14. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Uhhh, I know we've just met but here's my number. Call me sometime?
     
    Guardian Soul, Jun 27, 2012
    Guardian Soul, Jun 27, 2012
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  15. Tootsie coquí

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    Are you an angel? Cause I have a boner.
     
    Tootsie, Jun 27, 2012
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  16. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Suck my dick
    Shut up, do it now
     
    Tyrant Valvatorez, Jun 27, 2012
    Tyrant Valvatorez, Jun 27, 2012
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  17. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    If you were a transformer, you'd be a hotobot named Optimus Fine.
     
    Beucefilous, Jun 27, 2012
    Beucefilous, Jun 27, 2012
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  18. Riku-Sama's Shadow Hollow Bastion Committee

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    ^ I love that haha 10/10

    "I lost my teddy bear..can I cuddle with you instead ?"
     
    Riku-Sama's Shadow, Jun 27, 2012
    Riku-Sama's Shadow, Jun 27, 2012
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  19. Johnny Bravo Chaser

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    Where are you from? Is it heaven? Because your an angel
     
    Johnny Bravo, Jun 27, 2012
    Johnny Bravo, Jun 27, 2012
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