Use your best pick up line

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Johnny Bravo, Jun 26, 2012.

  1. Johnny Bravo Chaser

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    So, lets give this a shot. Post a pick up line that you can think of or know of, and the user after you will rate it 1-10 scale
    (Ex: Rate: 7 (New pick up line here)

    Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd go.
     
  2. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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  3. Hanzo Chaser

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    I don't have one.
     
  4. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    baby let's sodomize like it's raining brimstone

    alternatively just baby let's have sex

    10/10
     
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    Hey there everyone, this is raocow
     
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    Hello, I'm the Doctor.
     
  7. Johnny Bravo Chaser

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    Im gonna call you Karma, because I hope you come back around
     
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    "I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex."
    ― John Nash, A Beautiful Mind​
     
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    ^7/10. 9/10 if that van is filled with Sour Patch Kids. I need a fix.

    You need a math tutor? I can add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
     
  20. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    GET IN THE CAR a