Two Sheriffs asked to speak with me today.

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  1. Mathias Jay beauty is in everything

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    They were sent to my school, in the middle of the day, to ask me if I was suicidal because of a Facebook post that said, "Someone please shoot me."

    Apparently, there is some federal group that looks into the Facebook/Twitter/Any other social networking accounts of teenagers to find those whom may be suicidal so they can stop it.

    One of the Sheriffs told me, "It's against the law to kill yourself."



    To those who may be concerned, I am not suicidal. I was only having a bad day.

    And I'd like to point something out: "Someone please kill me" says nothing about killing myself.
     
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  3. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    I had no idea that it was against the law to kill yourself. I mean I knew it was a sin or something (not that I care about that)

    I don't know, as weird as that is, I guess it's not the worst thing that they're starting to look out for people. I've never heard of this happening before and I'm used to seeing a lot of complaining teenagers on Facebook.
     
  4. Mathias Jay beauty is in everything

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    It was rather annoying for me. Especially after they decided to call my dad, and then argued about who was going to speak with him for five minutes before actually calling him.

    Are police really such pussies?
     
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    OMG! You said the P word.
     
  6. Mathias Jay beauty is in everything

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    Dude what. That's starting to sound way scary. Big Brother shiz and all(and I never even read 1984), but still. I am so sorry that had to happen to you.
     
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    They don't want the livestock to die off, now do they?

    What are they going to do? Charge your family because they lost a taxpayer?
     
  9. Mathias Jay beauty is in everything

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    I figured they'd just throw my corpse in jail.
     
  10. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I have never heard of a better use for a cell in all of my days.
     
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    Who made nurdering against the law D:<
     
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    I like that they don't advise you to seek help if you need it, they just tell you "suicide is against the law bro." Because that would really stop someone.
     
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    You didn't know this? They wouldn't stop shouting this during when I was in highschool.
     
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    I know they mean good, but come on.


    I hate it when people are like that. Reminds me of this one girl that thinks Im some trouble maker at school for always listening to my iPod.



    Stupid *****.
     
  16. Mathias Jay beauty is in everything

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    It made sense.

    I know, right?

    I never paid attention, because I never thought it would include me and a stupid Facebook post.

    Exactly. I'm probably one of the least suicidal kids in school, even WITH all the bullshit I've been having to deal with the past month.
     
  17. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    By against the law, I think they hold a trial after your suicide and declare a sentence.
    That's what they did here, 200 years ago :x
     
  18. C This silence is mine

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    Unless you fail the suicide attempt, then they throw you right into jail.

    I actually knew about this, I thought it was common knowledge for the americanos o:
     
  19. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Well, if that is not the worst law I have ever heard of.

    You have never been more obviously a piece of state property than with such laws in place.
     
  20. The Fuk? Dead

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    That's when I would of said, "What would you do if I did? Throw me in jail?"