Ugh.. I really hate Twilight Â¬.Â¬ I mean.. Stephanie Meyer took 200+ years of Mythology and ****ed it up grandly. Sparkling vegitarian vampires? Spontaneous Werewolf change? WTH? The main character did my head in as well. Bella was an idiot mary sue and a total Author's Darling. 1. Despite the fact that on her very first day at a brand new school, half the people wanted to be her best friend and she gets chatted up by like 3 boys and the ''hawt'' one who isn't interested in anyone suddenly takes a shine to her she STILL insists she's ''Plain'' and ''Uninteresting'' etc... 2. Only SHE isn't affected by the pedo-ish powers of the gaylord shiny vampires and SHE has the nicest smelling blood and the ''hawt'' ''monster'' guys only ever take a shine to HER.. not to mention the other countless characters who all either adore her, are jealous of her.. or want her blood cos she's so ''remarkable''... Authors' Darling Much? 3. She has VERY few flaws, and these are designed to make her cuter (her lack of balance) 4. She continually fishes for compliments.. (''Ohh I'm so plain'') only to reminded by the countless characters who love her how wrong she is. I could go on all day about this but you guys get my point. Twilight is bullshit.. the end.