Trying to get in bed with your new socially awkward friend

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  1. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Also known as "YOU ARE THE LITTLE GIRL"
    Last time we left we were just about to have sex lunch with Hazuki; the socially awkward and spiteful individual.
    However just as we were about to leave, Kumatora was stopped by her best buddeh's Rita and Saya
    Saya confused about the situation(as well as Rita) asks about what's the dillio between you and Hazuki.
    To which you replied....

    "It won't be everyday"
    Hazuki glances at you for a split second before looking down to the ground
    Saya still looks quite pissed off and takes a hard look at Rita
    Rita not knowing what to say to her backs off slightly
    "Maybe we should just leave them alone Saya, after all she said it won't be everyday"
    Rita attempts to calm the beast and it seems to have worked as Saya's enraged face suddenly turns smug and excited
    "You're right, besides it's not like I care about who or what Kuma hangs out with it, she's a big girl."
    With a flip of her hair, Saya turns the other direction and walks off almost leaving Rita behind.
    "Later Kuma." Rita follows suit.
    Thank god you managed to defuse that situation, that doesn't stop the glares coming from every student in the hallway though.
    Regardless, you take Hazuki by the hand and walk off to the near by plaza.

    The two of you decide on stopping by the ramen joint(BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THE JAPANESE EAT! A HUUR HUUR HUUR!). The both of you order the basics and the whole situation feels pretty mundane. She's not talking and neither are you.
    "So hey, how'd you find the chem test?"
    "Alright"
    "Really? I think I did pretty good, but that still doesn't stop my hatred for chemistry"
    "Uh huh"
    ............
    That could probably go into the guiness world records as the fastest conversation ever.
    This idle talk is getting you nowhere.....

    []Ask her about her possible crush
    []Shut up and eat your ramen.
     
  2. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    Copy pastaing.

    [X] Ask her about her possible crush
    Because face it, we've already upset her by saying it won't be every day. We might as well dig ourselves deeper.
     
  3. Bushy "Don't think. Imagine!"

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    [X] Ask her about her possible crush
     
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  5. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    "So hey, about that crush of yours"
    Hazkui suddenly stops eating and looks down
    "It's always about boys with you people..."
    She mutters something under her breathe that you can't quite make out
    "Sorry, what was that?"
    She looks up and puts on a half smile
    "Nothing, hey look......maybe..."
    She's hesitating with her words, not like this is anything new though.
    "Maybe this wasn't the best idea"
    A shock comes to your face(Ya know sometimes I forget if I'm doing this in third person or first person. Whatever)
    "Why do you say that?"
    "It's just....you had to ditch your friends to be with me and you and I both know that you'd rather be with them then with.....ya know...ME."
    You've never seen someone so absolutely self concious, it's kind of annoying.
    "Hey, I already chose to hang out with you out of my own accord. I WANTED this, I have no regrets"
    "That's a lie"
    She doesn't seem to be stumbling over her words anymore
    "I mean look at us. The only time we can have a full on conversation is when were discussing my self esteem issues. You and I have nothing in common, we're worlds apart and to be honest......"
    She stops for a while and hesitates
    "I don't really need friends"
    You can't quite hear her
    "What was tha-"
    "I DON'T NEED FRIENDS! And I would prefer it if you just left me alone after today"


    You're baffled, even a little angry.
    You've invested time into becoming this person't friend and yet they continue to reject you no matter what.
    wat do?

    []"That's a lie, everyone needs friends"
    []"But you WANT friends, right?"
    [] "What is it about me that makes you wanna cast me aside?"
    [] Do as she says and leave her alone
     
  6. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    [X]"But you WANT friends, right?"

    Can't see it being the right option, but then none of the others look like it either.
     
  7. Arch Mana Knight

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    [X] Kill her. This is going nowhere anytime soon.
     
  8. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    [X]"That's a lie, everyone needs friends"
     
  9. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    Everyone needs friends.
     
  10. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    It should be "diffuse", not "defuse" regarding the situation. "Defuse" regards things with fuses, like dynamite and bombs.

    As for my vote,

    • "What is it about me that makes you wanna cast me aside?"
     
  11. Bushy "Don't think. Imagine!"

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    [x]"But you WANT friends, right?"
     
  12. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    I missed these. Let's see . . .

    [] "What is it about me that makes you wanna cast me aside?