Try this

Go to google.

Type in "French military victories"

Press I'm feeling lucky.

I laughed.

 

i laughed too

 

I stared at the page for like, a minute, then I got it.

oh, google, what joys you bring to us bored teens.

 

you'd think we all got this soon as, people gotta get wit da times.

 

i lolmao'd twas funny shiz

 

My teacher showed me this in 7th grade.

 

Not bad.

 

Yo click "Did you mean:French military defeats" then laugh even more

 

The Complete Military History of France

Not gonna lie, laughed even more.

 

Have you even read them? Its actually serious france have never won a war(Unless it was against themselves) theyre the only country to have lost twice to italy