Trolled by a Toilet

That's right, those sly toilets are at it again. You see it all started when my big brother tried to flush a toilet full of ****. It didn't work so he tried to use the plunger, but as I already knew from an earlier attempt that didn't work. So he went down stairs to the first floor for some reason and when he returned the toilet water had almost reached the stair case (it traveled like 16 feet, past my brothers room and then my room)

This whole time I was on the floor in my room listening to music from my laptop. When my brother returned all I heard was "oh shhhiiit" and then he called for my mother who came up, surveyed things, and then called for my father O_O

So when he get up there, I'm all "okay there are two many people on the upper level of my castle. Come brother, we shall venture to the main level." and thus we did so.

We proceeded to play a game of catch with a basketball, then he decided to eat while I watched T.V.

My father soon descended to our level and recruited us to do the dirty work of cleaning up the mess, so I put on my Ghetto Man suit (Bio-Hazzard Model) and ventured into the heart of the disaster. There was ****** water all over the floor and I knew would require special equipment, so I descended into the garage to obtain The Mop. This acient beast hadn't been seen in ages and I didn't quite understand it's customs, but none the less we worked together.

My brother cleaned up the water with towels and then I went in to mop with pinesol. But as I said earlier I didn't understand the way of the mop and thus forgot to mix said pinesol with water for the proper alchemic reaction, but I mopped like a mo-fo none the less. When I was done, I ventured into the Royal Chamber of The Oppressors to request a liscence for use of thier Ferbreze. They approved and thus I ascended into the danger zone to put an end to the anarchy.

When I was finished I began my voyage to the garge but stopped when I noticed water leaking from a vent in the cieling of the first floor. I called for back up and was all "SHIIT! HAY PREDECESSOR(aka big bro) *** DOWN STAIRS!"

Why -___- replied the Predecessor.

"JUST DO IT! AND BRING TOWELLS!" I said as I dispossed of my other tools and oversaw the inprisonment of this new threat. After that I returned to my lair and began to chronicle my adventure.

 

After today, everyone shall remember the story of The Great Shitscapade. How much do you think it costs for a Ghetto Man suit?

 

Rock on, bro! ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH!

 

Bio-Hazzard Model can be purchased for about 10-15 dollars. It consists of a T-Shirt, bandana over the mouth and knose, and a pair of goggles for the eyes.