Trivia thread? Trivia thread!

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1. Over 46,000 pieces of christhor float on every square mile of ocean!
2. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten christhor.
3. Christhor can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
4. Christhor invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
5. You should always store christhor in an airtight container in the fridge!
6. Christhor is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
7. Christhor has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
8. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of christhor.
9. Christhor can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
10. If you lick christhor ten times, you will consume one calorie!

 

1. Mixt is the world's smallest mammal.
2. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Mixt.
3. To check whether Mixt is safe to eat, drop it in a bowl of water; rotten Mixt will sink, and fresh Mixt will float.
4. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Mixt and water.
5. Originally, Mixt could not fly!
6. India tested its first nuclear Mixt in 1974!
7. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Mixt on.
8. Mixt was the first Tsar of Russia!
9. Mixt can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
10. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Mixt.

 

lol, this is hilarious! Alright, here's mine.

Marushi

Marushi is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
Some hotels in Las Vegas have Marushi floating in their swimming pools!
All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Marushi.
The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Marushi.
Marushi can turn her stomach inside out!
Marushi was declared extinct in 1902.
In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Marushi!
Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Marushi into a volcano it would stop erupting.
According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Marushi.
Only twelve people have ever set foot on Marushi.

Sharumix

Sharumix never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
The colour of Sharumix is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
Sharumix can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Sharumix.
Sharumix kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Sharumix to reach the earth's core.
In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Sharumix in your mouth.
American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Sharumix from each salad served in first class!
You should always open Sharumix at least an hour before drinking her!
If you lace Sharumix from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.

 

Miaulement:

1. Miaulement can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
2. Miaulement is only six percent water.
3. The colour of Miaulement is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is!
4. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Miaulement Head.
5. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Miaulement is blue.
6. A Miaulementometer is used to measure Miaulement.
7. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Miaulement.
8. During World War II, Americans tried to train Miaulement to drop bombs.
9. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Miaulement are all berries.
10. Finding Miaulement on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.

#5 is definitely going into my signature. XD

 

1. If you blow out all the candles on Loxare, your wish will come true!
2. Only one person in two billion will live to be Loxare!
3. Loxare can sleep with one eye open!
4. To check whether Loxare is safe to eat, drop it in a bowl of water; rotten Loxare will sink, and fresh Loxare will float.
5. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Loxare.
6. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Loxare and water.
7. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Loxare into a volcano it would stop erupting!
8. Without its lining of Loxare, your stomach would digest itself!
9. Loxare can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.
10. A thimbleful of Loxare would weigh over 100 million tons.


...I'm not sure about #5...

 

1.New Zealand was the first place to allow Glen to vote!
2.Glen has four noses.
3.Baskin Robbins once made Glen flavoured ice cream.
4.Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Glen fighting underground.
5.If you lace Glen from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
6.In Chinese, the sound 'Glen' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
7.Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Glen'.
8.Glen can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
9.Glen invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
10.When Glen is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.

So i invented the wheel, and i'm a flavor of ice cream. Day made.

Btw

I think we've exceeded that so far ;)

 

1.Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Natural Harmonia Gropius!
2.The fingerprints of Natural Harmonia Gropius are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
3.The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Natural Harmonia Gropius Head.
4.If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Natural Harmonia Gropius.
5.White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Natural Harmonia Gropius.
6.Natural Harmonia Gropius can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
7.68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Natural Harmonia Gropius.
8.About 100 people choke to death on Natural Harmonia Gropius each year.
9.It is impossible to fold Natural Harmonia Gropius more than seven times.
10.During World War II, Americans tried to train Natural Harmonia Gropius to drop bombs.

And if I do my older username...

1.Nashida has three eyelids.
2.The most dangerous form of Nashida is the bicycle.
3.The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Nashida.
4.Originally, Nashida could not fly.
5.99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Nashida.
6.Nashida can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
7.A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Nashida.
8.Contrary to popular belief, Nashida is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
9.By tradition, a girl standing under Nashida cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
10.Nashida can use only about ten percent of her brain!

 

Ten Top Trivia Tips about the Fact Core!

Without its lining of the Fact Core, your stomach would digest itself.
Research indicates that the Fact Core will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
The Fact Core was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and the Fact Core would be as small as a pea.
Banging your head against the Fact Core uses 150 calories an hour!
If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets the Fact Core!
American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating the Fact Core from each salad served in first class!
Devoid of its cells and proteins, the Fact Core has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
Michelangelo finished his great statue of the Fact Core in 1504, after eighteen months work.
It's bad luck to put the Fact Core on a bed!

 

Yay!

1. Scientists have discovered that Marmite can smell the presence of autism in children.
2. A lump of Marmite the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
3. Marmite can jump up to sixteen times its own height!
4. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Marmite, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
5. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Marmite, though it may feel uncomfortable!
6. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Marmite on New Year's Day!
7. Marmite cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
8. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Marmite.
9. Marmite is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
10. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Marmite.

 

Dr. Doctor was a popular television drama show back in 1066AD.
The bible is based on the experiences of the Dr. Doctor during his days experimenting with the use of drugs.
The elder brother of George Bush is Jeff Bush who's wife is commonly referee to as 'Dr Docotr'.
My walnuts are not known as Dr Doctor.
Ice is the sweat of Dr Doctor.
Dr Doctor is surprisingly both a doctor and a butcher. He's more succesful with the later job.

 

1. Research indicates that Chosokabe Motochika will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
2. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Chosokabe Motochika!
3. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Chosokabe Motochika.
4. Chosokabe Motochika is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
5. During severe windstorms, Chosokabe Motochika may sway several feet to either side!
6. Chosokabe Motochika will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
7. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Chosokabe Motochika!
8. To check whether Chosokabe Motochika is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Chosokabe Motochika will sink, and fresh Chosokabe Motochika will float.
9. Without its lining of Chosokabe Motochika, your stomach would digest itself!
10. Chosokabe Motochika has 118 ridges around the edge!

Edit with old username:

1. Laurence_Fox can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
2. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Laurence_Fox.
3. US gold coins used to say 'In Laurence_Fox we trust'!
4. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Laurence_Fox.
5. Baskin Robbins once made Laurence_Fox flavoured ice cream.
6. Laurence_Fox was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
7. If you toss Laurence_Fox 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
8. Laurence_Fox can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
9. Laurence_Fox has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
10. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Laurence_Fox.

 

1. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of KH2man13 every year!
2. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with KH2man13!
3. KH2man13 kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
4. During severe windstorms, KH2man13 may sway several feet to either side.
5. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil KH2man13.
6. Americans discard enough KH2man13 to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
7. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of KH2man13.
8. KH2man13 is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
9. If you toss KH2man13 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
10. KH2man13 can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis!

 

Oh god yes ;)

 

1. It's bad luck to put DarkTraitor on a bed.
2. During severe windstorms, DarkTraitor may sway several feet to either side.
3. If you break DarkTraitor, you will get seven years of bad luck!
4. DarkTraitor can not regurgitate!
5. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of DarkTraitor is blue.
6. Peanuts and DarkTraitor are beans.
7. The difference between DarkTraitor and a village is that DarkTraitor does not have a church!
8. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same DarkTraitor!
9. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as DarkTraitor.
10. The opposite sides of DarkTraitor always add up to seven!

I'm apparently a bean with blue blood, and I can apparently house a small civilisation within me.
WHAT AM I I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.

 

axel-chanviii
1. Only one person in two billion will live to be axel-chanviii.
2. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of axel-chanviii every year!
3. Axel-chanviii can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
4. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to axel-chanviii.
5. Axel-chanviii is the world's tallest woman.
6. Axel-chanviii is the sacred animal of Thailand!
7. There are 336 dimples on axel-chanviii!
8. Axel-chanviii is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
9. Axel-chanviii cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
10. Axel-chanviii can't sweat.

Okay....

My real name
1. Shan cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
2. Shan is the largest of Saturn's moons.
3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Shan.
4. Shan never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
5. Pacman was originally called Shanman!
6. Shan can sleep for three and a half years.
7. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Shan.
8. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Shan'!
9. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Shan can not.
10. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Shan!

So, obviously, I cannot burp.
Oh and people use me. Fantastic... Not.

 

[1] Te Deum has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.

[2] You should always store Te Deum in an airtight container in the fridge!

[3] If you toss Te Deum 10,000 times, he will not land heads 5,000, but more like 4,950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up in the bottom!

[4] Te Deum can pollinate up to six times more efficient than the honeybee.

[5] Te Deum is 1,500 years older than the pyramids!

[6] There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Te Deum orbiting the earth.

[7] Te Deum can be seen from space.

[8] Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Te Deum!

[9] Te Deum cannot jump.

[10] Te Deum will often rub against people to lay his scent and mark his territory.


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Those last two are true.

 

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kingdom Hearts530!

All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Kingdom Hearts530.
There are 336 dimples on Kingdom Hearts530.
The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Kingdom Hearts530, and 400 times smaller.
While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Kingdom Hearts530.
It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Kingdom Hearts530!
Peanuts and Kingdom Hearts530 are beans.
Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Kingdom Hearts530.
Kingdom Hearts530 has 118 ridges around the edge!
A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Kingdom Hearts530, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
The liquid inside Kingdom Hearts530 can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

My Real Name
Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Samantha!
The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Samantha.
Samantha has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Samantha.
New Zealand was the first place to allow Samantha to vote.
Samantha never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
Samantha is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
When Samantha is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Samantha to reach the earth's core!
The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Samantha.

 

Oddly enough, this makes sense to me.