TMM got drunk, ask him about his night

woke up this morning and my liver was like DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOONE, like it just got back from vacation and now he has to clean up the crazy party a bunch of crazy teenagers threw in his house

ready, go

 

How irresponsible
*tsk tsk*

 

How was the drunk sex.

 

He doesn't remember since he passed out leaning over the porcelain god.

 

didn't get any drunk sex, there was this chick was a ****in nice body, ass everywhere dayum

we were friendly a tiny bit but I had to go drink some more and this bro stepped in, so I didn't re-establish anything

 

what, you mean like jesus?

Well, after I puked I felt so good that my thought process was actually "I am a God"

 

Drinking is one thing...Doing drugs is another...

 

Cool, so I've done one thing and another

coverin dem bases, yeeeaaaahhhh

 

did you mistake any dudes for hot chicks

 

sit in your living room and make it look like you were ruffied. that way you aren't held responsible.

 

The Drunk sex was already covered I see.
What did you drink?

 

probably lots of vodddddddddddkaaaaaaaa.

<:

 

Shame, shame shame. *tsk tsk*

 

Whenever



lolbreakfastclubreference.

 

It's funny because you silly Americans can't enjoy the delicious taste of Absinthe <:

 

*falcon PAWNCH*

 

I drink it all the time =D From bars, super markets and off licences. It's even more prolific in Europe. We bought a bottle of like 70% Absinthe for 10€ :D

 

Oh you Irish people and your drugs...

 

It's not a drug (well it's a drug as far as your consider alcohol to be a drug >_>) AND I'M NOT IRISH.

:/gasp:​