Those of you born before 1993:

You were born before the public internet. How does this make you feel?

 

I existed before /b/ and l33t.

This is acceptable

 

good.

without the internet i would have the chance to go outside and hang with my friends.

 

Old, which feels completely inappropriate. :|

 

I was born before these strange computies even existed, ya young whippersnapper.

 

It really is .

 

I feel glad that we've progressed past that dark age.

 

Well I was born before dvds.
Before MP3s.
Before ipods.
Before Blackberrys.
Before PS3s, Xbox360s, before Wiis.

I feel like I should be sitting on a porch somewhere with a shotgun yelling at punk kids to get the **** off of my lawn.

 

Computies? What're those? Have ya heard of those new things called books?

 

That's Shadowjak's job.

 

Books? You mean them things yer supposed ta eat off of?

 

;-;
Don't remind me.

 

I was born before the SNES.

 

Hmm, Technically, I was born before SNES came out in North America.

But I'm guessing you mean the Japanese one.


So besides Sara, who's truly old around here?

 

Is 23 old?

 

No, because that would make Laurence Fox old, and she'd rage out if I said that.

 

Yea, I think that's the one.

 

meh it does not matter. i was a respected member of newgrounds when i was only 9... and thats when the site had way more nekkid...

 

Well this explains quite a bit.

 

Your grammar seems to reflect this.