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  1. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Can God make a sandwich SO big that even he can't finish it?
    NOTE: There is a perfectly "logical" answer.
     
    Jube, Jul 10, 2009
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  2. Toshi Banned

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    You've yet to lower your sig's size.
     
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  3. Chevalier Crystal Princess

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    Why? Because it's religion?

    I don't think any being can create something that surpasses their own abilities. That's my thougts on it...I don't know if that changes for a god...

    BTW that sig is really nice.
     
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  4. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Energy cannot be created or destroyed.
     
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  5. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    God is eternal. He'll finish it eventually.
     
    kitty_mckechnie, Jul 10, 2009
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  6. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    This is a fact.
    Not an answer.

    Kitty ALMOST got it right.
     
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  7. Fallen King Kingdom Keeper

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    i can make a sandwich bigger than i am.
     
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  8. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    I was just guessing anyway xD
     
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  9. Magick ~Meaner then my demons~

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    What else has God done that he hasn't finished?
     
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  10. Graxe King's Apprentice

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    God is eternal. Therefore the sandwich will infinitely huge and will not be finished.
     
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  11. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    no such thing, he would never create something grander than himself
     
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  12. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Im bored.
    The Answer: Yes he can make a sandwich so big that even he could not finish it, and he'd finish it anyway.
     
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  13. Atlas Gummi Ship Junkie

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    edit: useless blather, now.
     
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  14. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    I deny such a faith.
    This thread is now about how the universe will "stop"
    Big Crunch is most likely theory.
     
    Jube, Jul 10, 2009
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  15. Atlas Gummi Ship Junkie

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    The burp after He finishes the sandwich, obviously.
     
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  16. Luka Deafening silence

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  17. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Oh please no.
     
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  18. Always Dance Chaser

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    this.
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  19. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Humans destroy earth. Naturally, they flee to other planets. Process continues until everything has been blown up.
     
    TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Jul 10, 2009
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  20. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    I believe in Science.

    So yeah.
     
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