This Necro bumping fad is all my fault

*clutches eyes screaming* IT BURNS! Ahh, my eyesight is failing!

 

*cowers from l33t power* O.O

 

All this stuff reminds me of my bigs brothers t-shirt. I never understood it & i don't understand this.

 

OH MY GAWD!

The words... they burn!
*dies*

 

*blinks* How did I miss this grammar war??? JADE! I DREW YOU PICTURES, AND WHAT DO I GET????

Now I can be a ninja rogue soldier of grammar, slipping behind enemy lines and slowly mending their wicked hearts, formerly filled with the festering poison of number-ly evil.

Example: At the end of the school year, a friend of mine, a friend who I know to speak fluent leet (yes, speak leet), used the intransitive verb "lactate" in a sentence properly. Knowing what it meant.

If anyone besides Jade knows what the verb "to lactate" means, he or she get cookies. Unfortunately, he or she probably won't want them, after thinking about lactating.

I'm evil. :starwars: OH MY GAWD, LOOK AT THE STAR WARS ICON!

EDIT: I shouldn't post here. Look at the quote in my siggy. :evil:

 

After being involved with danbooru for so long I'd certainly know what lactation is.

And it's really not that rare of a word...

 

No, but the use of words over one and a half syllables at my high school is.

I said "defenestration" once, and a guy's head imploded.

I also just lied. It didn't implode. It exploded. In fire.

 

Such low-standard it seems where you are.

Classmates of mine were using words like "Retaliation" since 5th grade.

 

...You can read minds?

 

I used to go to a school with smart people... Then I went to public high school.

Ugh. On the plus side, there were a few smart people there, so I immediately killed them to establish my place in the pecking order.