This may be my last thread ever

In 2 hours I will be going paint balling for the first time ever, possibly with people who will kick my ass.

So in case I don't make it back alive I say this..

9/11 wasn't planned at all. It was an accident
Lucky charms is the best cereal ever
God Hand is the best game for the PS2
7 years from now PS3 will still have no gaems
You will continue to give Nintendo your money, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
I had a pack of Strawberry pop tarts which had THREE pop tarts in one wrapper.

Farewell ******s and comrades.

 

Cheers, to Jube. A great man.

God rest his soul.

 

Well.

We lose a good soldier today.

 

Pay your respects, fagot.

 

Its okay. Its only agony if they walk right up to you and shoot you repeatedly in the inner thigh.

 

I was shot in the temple once, almost knocked me out.

 

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I was shot in the mouth, it got through my mask and I ate the paint.

 

That's awesome.

About 2 years ago I saw a shot coming towards my head and ducked. I felt it hit me but touched my head and couldn't feel or see any paint. So I kept playing, I ended up winning the game for my team, being the last guy on the field.

Later it turns out the paintball had skimmed my head and exploded in my hood, which had been up at the time.

 

Lucky :v

I love the games where they let you keep playing until the time is up, regardless of whether you get hit.

 

I have been shot at many times, yet my blackness allows me to dodge fire.

 

Damn you people and your elongated shins.

 

I thank your ancestors.

 

My Ancestors never owned slaves. :/

 

Fine, I thank Martin Van Buren. He owned my ancestors.

 

So your family adopted the last name?

That's a punch in the crotch right there.

 

dat ol wiyat man givded us his naem, aint dat sweet of em?