This made me laugh :V

On someones myspace --



Love Song
If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two. And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you. And if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee. And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you'd be. But I don't have a hammer And I dont have a ship So I can't build a house And we can't take a trip And I'll never be a poet Nor have the painter's grace So I'll never write you a verse Nor immortalize your face And also I have herpes...

 

I laughed this much, but you can't see how big the gap i'm making with my hands is.

 

damn, foiled again. >:

 

It's a Stephen Lynch song.

Listen to his other stuff, he's quite funny.

 

I'm gonna draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razorblade and draw it on my wrist.

8D

 

Those are actually really pretty lyrics <3

 

i felt like i really should start helping the enviroment and start paying attention to what i recycle and what i dont. its sad watching all these people die because people are too lazy to throw away things where they should be not in the water or on t he ground. i feel like we should all start helping the enviroment because its only getting worse if we dont do anything about it and just sit back and watch everything get polluted. its really starting to affect people and other things in the world. we shouldnt let that happen i feel like we should of just taken the responsibility instead of being so lazy. they should start having more recycling bins and stuff people can recycle things in. at school we have the recycling bins and regular trash cans to throw our other stuff away, i think thats a great way to start helping out the enviroment.

I'm using a schol computer and I hit a key thatmade this pop up. Enjoy.

 

lolwut .

 

The person filed the assignment, btw.

 

I can imagine the teacher falling off their chair while marking this out of sheer frustration.

 

Ah Stephen Lynch.

 

Stephen Lynch. ♥

 

I found it entertaining.

 

It was kinda sweet, well until the herpes part.

 

Yeah, when I read it I was like "awww......... *reads last part*... *twitch* xD"

 

wow......F

 

Yep, what this wise man said.

 

Excately my reaction as well xD

 

Aaaw, that was so adorable, I was ready to start writing it down until I hit the end...ah well, I'm writing it down anyways, it's too cute! <3