This is Why KHV Staff is SEXY

Yes. (You'd think that was a stab at myself, but I actually don't have plushies)

 

Just a massive ego instead. That doesn't help you get laid, at least plushies are liked by women.

 

My ego was not created by myself. It was given to me by the women I've conquered.

 

By conquer, you mean sit on right?

 

No, they sit on me.

 

So whales sit on you instead. That's not any better you know.

 

Maybe not, but meh.

 

I only have the one, I'm not really a big fan of them honestly. I do enjoy collecting figures though.

 

Should I declare you are a rapist, or simply sexist?

Hmmm, choices...

 

I enjoy figurines as well, actually. I have the Halo: Reach figurine-ish thing, which I quite enjoy.

 

I have a Lotso bear.

He smells like strawberries.

Your arguments are invalid~

 

Losto? What is that?​

 

Damn my typos.

Lotso. I meant Lotso~

 

One word.
Carebearstare.

 

I didn't see a single mark of acne on you. Don't start complaining until you've been there. You're still young and have time to grow you know.

You have the loveliest eyes. (Also I'm so jealous. Where'd you get it?)

THANK YOU. Very much.

No, I hit the jackpot with all the guys that wear glasses on this site.

That's creepy as hell.

 

I laughed more than I should have. RVR, you are the man, and the doll, and the figurine.