This is the saddest thing I've ever read in a comic ; ;

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  1. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    And I've read the death of Spiderman.
    QUICK RECAP: Red Lanterns are red Green Lanterns (duh). They use rage, not willpower. They have no heart, vomiting up to form their ring or something. They're physically unable to shed tears after becoming a Red Lantern.

    Dex-Starr as Dexter:
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    Dex-Starr as Red Lantern:
    Notice the skull he's sleeping with.
    And look at his thoughts in the bottom panels.
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    tl;dr: I ****ING MISS MY KITTY ; ;
     
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    That actually is really sad. It hits home with me. Sebastian, my cat, means so much to me. I never liked cats until I met him and spent time with him. I said basically the same thing to him once. I told him how special he is to me and how much I'd die inside if he ever got hurt. And he did get hurt just this past month -- really badly. He's okay now, but that was a really hard time. I cried and cried and just held him close to me. I now understand why so many people love cats and their elegant way of speaking without words.
    I hope you find your cat soon, Bueno!!
     
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    Eh, can't take this seriously. I mean, a cat? Wtf lol.


    Hmmm...shed no tears. Just smiled a bit because I thought it was a bit funny.


    "YOU, CAT, ARE NOW A RED CORPS LANTERN. KBAI"
     
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    That was actually why they made him xD They used as a goof in one of the promotional pictures of the Red Lanterns. So you would see this group of aliens, angry as **** with blood everywhere, and then, a cat. They wanted people to have that "wtf, a cat?" moment, but then for some reason they decided to actually make him a character. He's based off one of the writer's own cat, Dexter.
     
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    I'd rather watch a movie based off this cat, instead of that green lantern wuss. >>
     
  7. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. THAT IS HAL JORDAN, YOU SHOW SOME GODDAMN RESPECT.

    But God, I do hope this cat gets some major screentime. Apparently he's made a few comic book appearances where he's killed people by vomiting on their faces. The vomit then melts their faces. Furball from Hell.
     
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