This is a test for Smart People

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.

Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll
down UNTIL you have answered the question!



1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.





2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?














Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think
through the repercussions of your previous actions.



















3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...
except one. Which animal does not attend?

















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions
correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true
abilities.




4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do
not have a boat. How do you manage it?




















Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been
listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.



According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals
they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct
answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory
that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old

 

What I really answered when I saw the question:

1. Cut the giraffe into pieces, then stuck him in the refrigerator. O.O

2. Cut the ELEPHANT into pieces and sticking him with the Giraffe.

3. the elephant. >> <<

4. Get the Giraffe from before and use his/her neck as a bridge.


I am not smarter than a 5th grader!

 

Here were my answers:

1. You can't fit the giraffe in the refridgerator.

2. Open the refridgerator, put the elephant, and close the refridgerator.
(I forgot the giraffe, xD)

3. The elephant

4. Use the crocodiles as stepping stones.

Lolz, I'm not smarter than a 4 year old.

 

I took that test like a year ago, I got all of them right now but I only got two of them back then...

 

Lol. 'disproves the theory' means that most professionals do *not* have the brains of a four-year-old, which I think was what this quiz was trying to prove--even if the basis of it is total rubbish.

In any case, I remember this when I was child, but it was told as a joke, not a quiz.

 

I remember this from elementary school, I never understood why everyone that heard it seemed to think it was so funny.

 

I already took this test when i was 9 years old.
I only got 1 right.....

 

1. tilt the refrigerator horizontally and let the giraffe stand in it. (Screwed up, lol...)

2. I dont know.

3. Got this right.

4. Let the elephant walk in...ride on the elephants back.
While it was being eaten...
Yay!

 

I got number 3 right, but that's it.

 

1. by putting it in
2. take out the girrafe
3. Elephant
4. go over a bridge

 

1. Smash the fridge ontop of it's head

2. take a Smash bro's bat and homerun swing

3. The elephant

4. swim across.