This dog is in a fort

America. The little red line appears under it if there is an "e" in the word.

 

Goddamit, I was reading through five pages just thinking "Shoot the dog with a diamond bullet" or something indestructible and then Chev comes along. GODOMNOT

 

I would post the answer I gave last time this thread was made but I'll just use Jiku's answer

Spoiler

IMAGINE BREAKER!!!

 

Still remains the best answer

 

What I don't understand is, why would we want to attack the dog anyways? He seems pretty cool just chillin' there.

 

He said you smell like butts.

 

Tell him how bad of a dog he is. don't feed it. don't pet it. Verbal abuse will eventually make it heartbroken.

 

Switch to the UK dictionary.

 

So he talks too? Why would I want to hurt something so incredible?

 

Does the dog have a wife? Im planning on raping her in front of him if he does, that way the dog will surrender to me.



If it's a male dog, forget it.

 

Because he wants the complete and utter destruction of time, space and everything in-between.
He is a being of complete and utter evil and chaos. His thought process cannot be comprehended it only ridden with unimaginable amounts of evil.

 

While trapped inside the fort, he can want all he wishes to want, but he do nothing. The fort is indestructible, which means it's also unbreakable from the inside.

 

So he and I share a goal? Awesome.

 

Sweet

I got rid of the dog. I win.

 

You guys DO realize the dog was killed last page right?

 

I still like my idea.

 

That was stupid. Here I am trying to get all philosophical and shit and changing the rules was the way to solve the puzzle. I want my money back.

You're also forgetting this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omnipotence_paradox

 

What rules?

 

dfffffffffshh I HATE GOIN TO BED EARLY.

I WANT A REMATCH

 

I remember this thread

And I remember how winning at threads like this is simply a matter of which reference the OP recognizes and deems most awesome