This dog is in a fort

THE DOG IS DEAD
HE'S NO LONGER HERE
HOWEVER ON MY BACK
AND IN MY HEART
HE LIVES ON

 

You have not attacked the dog.

 

I'd call the US army, ask for a nuke code, and nuke the dog.

 

I'm feeling a bit of deja-vu...

 

The fort still stands
The dog is safe

Surprised someone remembers..

 

Many ways. Leaving it some poison would be my way...

 

Man what the **** is this.

Sorry, but I'll have to give up. I don't like that dog.

 

Poison gas.

 

The gas is incapable of penetrating the walls of the fort
The dog destroys the remaining gas

 

Bullsh*t .

 

Dig a hole underneath the fort team rocket style but only dig up until before you hit the fort. Let the forts weight make it fall into the hole.

 

The fort is immoveable

 

What is the means by which the dog destroys anything that comes near its face? This is an important detail.

Oh, and if it is immovable in any way, that means it will not move through time and thus in the next instant the fort will cease to exist. At that point, you can attack the dog.

 

Neurotoxin
Put dog treats outside of fort so dog will come out then spear dog with javelin.

 

He bites it

The dog destroys the javelin
He is also aware that you are trying to kill him and will not come out

 

In that case, throw contact absorbed poison at his face, allow him to bite it, and wait for the poison to take effect.

 

The fort's a horocrux! And so is the dog!
Someone get me a Basilisk fang!

Stab the house with the fang! Once that's done, cast Avada Kadavra on the dog from a safe distance.

 

The dog destroys the poison

The fort still stands as no damage was done to it
The Dog is safe

 

Wait one instant for the fort to cease to exist (because it is immovable in any way and thus does not move through time), then laser the dog.